WTF Stories of the Week - Page 298

Kevy Baby · 01-16-2011, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by lashbear

BTW: the zodiac change thing doesn't affect me - I'm still a Sagittarian. Half man, half horse.

With the size of your sphincter, you will always be half horse

lashbear · 01-16-2011, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

With the size of your sphincter, you will always be half horse

Oh, Wiiiilbuuuur !

BarTopDancer · 01-19-2011, 01:04 PM

Abortion doctor performing illegal late-term abortions in filthy conditions with untrained staff charged with murdering live-born children by stabbing them. WTF!

Betty · 01-19-2011, 03:21 PM

wtf indeed!

Kevy Baby · 01-20-2011, 10:12 AM

Not as much of a WTF, but the story amused me.

House Votes to Stop Printing Bills -- After Printing Hundreds of Copies of That Bill

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The House of Representatives on Tuesday unanimously approved a bill to stop the mandatory printing of congressional documents -- unfortunately for the sponsor, the government had to print another 1,000 pages in order for the House to consider the proposal.

In yet another example of how unintentionally amusing Washington can be, the Government Printing Office was required to provide Congress with 325 copies of the three-page bill, according to the office of author Rep. Chris Lee, R-N.Y. The GPO typically prints between 325 and 475 copies of any bill or resolution, and this one was no exception.

Lee spokesman Matthew Harakal acknowledged the frustration in having to print more copies in order to stop the printing of more copies. But he said if all goes well, the practice should soon draw to a close. The bill would order the GPO to stop the excessive printing and instead provide digital copies to Congress via the Internet.

The whole story

lashbear · 01-25-2011, 04:20 PM

Judith Scheindlin would sort him right out...

[Judge Judy Voice] "You're not getting it back, Mr. Burton" [/Judge Judy Voice]

Kevy Baby · 01-28-2011, 10:33 AM

More of a WTF ITEM of the week.

Do they really think wine drinkers would use this thing?!? A Wine Yoke

Not Afraid · 01-28-2011, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

More of a WTF ITEM of the week.

Do they really think wine drinkers would use this thing?!? A Wine Yoke

My friend Tim has - and uses - one of these. He had a massive stroke at 42 and has lost most of the use of his right arm. This device allows him to shake hands and move about at parties while still enjoying a glass of wine.

Kevy Baby · 01-28-2011, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Not Afraid

My friend Tim has - and uses - one of these. He had a massive stroke at 42 and has lost most of the use of his right arm. This device allows him to shake hands and move about at parties while still enjoying a glass of wine.

OK, he's allowed - valid reason. Anybody with use of both arms/hands is not allowed.

Chernabog · 01-28-2011, 07:29 PM

Here's another classic recipe on Food Network's site for dark chocolate.

Really? REALLY?

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BarTopDancer Prepping... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Here, there, everywhere Posts: 11,405	Abortion doctor performing illegal late-term abortions in filthy conditions with untrained staff charged with murdering live-born children by stabbing them. WTF! __________________ Spork is the new MacGyver Postcards From My Edge
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lashbear SwishBuckling Bear Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In Isolation :) Posts: 6,597	Judith Scheindlin would sort him right out... [Judge Judy Voice] "You're not getting it back, Mr. Burton" [/Judge Judy Voice] __________________ *I Heart* my Husband - I can't think of anyone I'd rather be in isolation with.**
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Kevy Baby Chowder Head Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Yes Posts: 18,500	More of a WTF ITEM of the week. Do they really think wine drinkers would use this thing?!? A Wine Yoke __________________ The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot verify their validity. - Abraham Lincoln
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Chernabog Biophage Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The Moon Posts: 2,679	Here's another classic recipe on Food Network's site for dark chocolate. Really? REALLY? __________________ And they say back then our universe Was a coal black egg Until the god inside Burst out and from its shattered shell He made what became the world we know ~ Bjork (Cosmogony)
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