Snap, Crackle, Pop! *OR* Is that a spider in your ear or are ya just glad to hear me?

[Capt Jack]

Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

I probably would have done the same thing.

When I broke my hand a couple of years ago (shattered my fifth metacarpal), I kept one of the pins used to put hand back together.

yeah, my lil brother has wrecked his bikes a number of times and sports more hardware than your average bionic man. now they're starting to remove some of the metal pieces as the bones finally heal (years later) and the parts start to aggro the rest of his body. he has a nice (not to mention heavy) collection of bars, screws, and pins they've added and removed.

of course, now hes planning some sort of oddball art project with them.

[AllyOops!]

Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

I have this odd vision of a pretentious, fashion slave spider that would feel right at home at "Mode" magazine (from Ugly Betty).

Aww! Why don't the little pretentious, fashion-slave spiders infiltrate my casa? I never get uppity spiders crawling my walls! Instead of freeing the little fellas (which are, like, so not into fashion. They're just into being creepy) like I normally do, I would gather them 'round for a weekly recap of everything featured in both Star & In Style magazines. Then, we would all watch E! together & giggle over Britney & Lindsay's latest foibles. Eventually, I would see just a pair of my Manolos walking themselves down my stairs, only upon closer inspection to find a team of spiders inside the instep, manipulating them. Get back in your web, thievy little Charlottes. Those stillettos be mine.

Damn. I need a friend. BAD.

[Mousey Girl]

Why did I read the title and see the word a$$ instead of ear?

[Cadaverous Pallor]

I do think it's neat that he wasn't totally freaked out by it, but if it were me, I would have to squash them immediately and thoroughly. Yikes. I don't have a fear of spiders or any other bugs, but creepy crawlies in my ear?

[katiesue]

I woke up with an ant in my mouth once. Didn't make me afraid of them but I raid the heck out of them if I see one.

[DreadPirateRoberts]

Originally Posted by katiesue

I woke up with an ant in my mouth once. Didn't make me afraid of them but I raid the heck out of them if I see one.

Pirate Household tip of the day: If you use 409, or bleach water, it kills them just the same, but keeps the area clean instead of a potential toxic mess.

[katiesue]

Simple green works too. But raid is just more satisfying

[BarTopDancer]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD?! !??!?!?!??!?!?