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Bornieo: Fully Loaded · 12-28-2008, 12:32 AM

I always thought it was Karma Sutra. Maybe that's just my version....

bewitched · 12-29-2008, 04:20 AM

I'm enjoying the comment section. The devout Jews hate the very liberal and non-practicing Jews. The Jews in Israel think the Jews elsewhere are going to hell. The Jews outside of Israel think it is becoming a modern day Sodom and Gomorrah. And the Christians hate them all (yet rejoice that because of the Jews sinfulness and lack of acceptance of Christ as their savior will actually hasten the return of said savior).

eta: And to all of you disgusting people who enjoy orgasms: "Sexual orgasm is the motivation for non-sentient creatures; pleasure is the goal of pigs!!!"

eta: Uh oh. Now all of the pleasure loving people are bringing the Devil upon themselves. (Kevy, I suggest you ensconce yourself in an interior room and lock the door

.)

Ahhh, I loves me some religious hatred to remind me why I'm an Atheist.

Strangler Lewis · 12-29-2008, 07:14 AM

Reminds me of the joke about Goldberg, who was on a cruise ship that sank, leaving him the sole survivor. He floated on some debris to a deserted island that had everything he needed to live.

Five years later, when he was rescued, he showed his rescuers around the island. To alleviate boredom, Goldberg had built a replica of the town he lived in back home, complete with market, post office, etc. There was one of everything except that there were two temples across the street from each other. One of the rescuers asked Goldberg why there were two temples.

Goldberg pointed to the left. "That one I go to."
He pointed to the right. "That one I wouldn't be caught dead in."

Cadaverous Pallor · 12-29-2008, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by bewitched

eta: And to all of you disgusting people who enjoy orgasms: "Sexual orgasm is the motivation for non-sentient creatures; pleasure is the goal of pigs!!!"

My first instinct is to laugh; my second, to pity anyone whose perceptions are so distorted that they would say such a thing.

Next time I have a pleasurable experience, it'll be in honor of those who are so crippled that they cannot participate.

alphabassettgrrl · 12-29-2008, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by bewitched

eta: And to all of you disgusting people who enjoy orgasms: "Sexual orgasm is the motivation for non-sentient creatures; pleasure is the goal of pigs!!!"

Well, they say pigs are smart...

I would disagree with the statement that only non-sentient creatures seek pleasure.

€uroMeinke · 12-29-2008, 05:34 PM

Eh and I suppose God gave us eyes so we could deny what we saw, and ears that we could deny what what we hear...

12-28-2008, 12:32 AM	#21
Bornieo: Fully Loaded Lego Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Disneyland, USA Posts: 3,704	I always thought it was Karma Sutra. Maybe that's just my version....
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bewitched 101% Yummy! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: I know Kung Fu. Posts: 1,413	I'm enjoying the comment section. The devout Jews hate the very liberal and non-practicing Jews. The Jews in Israel think the Jews elsewhere are going to hell. The Jews outside of Israel think it is becoming a modern day Sodom and Gomorrah. And the Christians hate them all (yet rejoice that because of the Jews sinfulness and lack of acceptance of Christ as their savior will actually hasten the return of said savior). eta: And to all of you disgusting people who enjoy orgasms: "Sexual orgasm is the motivation for non-sentient creatures; pleasure is the goal of pigs!!!" eta: Uh oh. Now all of the pleasure loving people are bringing the Devil upon themselves. (Kevy, I suggest you ensconce yourself in an interior room and lock the door .) Ahhh, I loves me some religious hatred to remind me why I'm an Atheist. __________________ ~Whitney Wondering about the future of Ellington Woodard's punk@ss sh!t. Last edited by bewitched : 12-29-2008 at 04:34 AM.
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Strangler Lewis Doing The Job Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: In a state Posts: 3,956	Reminds me of the joke about Goldberg, who was on a cruise ship that sank, leaving him the sole survivor. He floated on some debris to a deserted island that had everything he needed to live. Five years later, when he was rescued, he showed his rescuers around the island. To alleviate boredom, Goldberg had built a replica of the town he lived in back home, complete with market, post office, etc. There was one of everything except that there were two temples across the street from each other. One of the rescuers asked Goldberg why there were two temples. Goldberg pointed to the left. "That one I go to." He pointed to the right. "That one I wouldn't be caught dead in." __________________ Live now-pay later. Diner's Club!
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€uroMeinke L'Hédoniste Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: A.S.C.O.T. Posts: 8,671	Eh and I suppose God gave us eyes so we could deny what we saw, and ears that we could deny what what we hear... __________________ I would believe only in a God that knows how to Dance. Friedrich Nietzsche
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