When Movies Collide - Page 3

lashbear · 01-16-2009, 03:54 PM

"Elvira: Mistress Of The Dark City"

A man struggles with memories of his past, including a vampish, large-breasted vegetarian Horror show hostess he cannot remember, in a nightmarish world with no sun and run by New England beings with telekinetic powers who seek the souls of humans, and who are prone to orgies after eating enchanted casseroles.

LSPoorEeyorick · 01-16-2009, 03:56 PM

American Beauty and the Beast
Struggling to come to terms with a suburban life that's anything but a fairy tale, a recently laid-off monster considers dallying with a comely young girl.

A View to Kill a Mockingbird
Dashing and deadly secret agent is shaken but not stirred when he is drawn into a fight against social injustices in a rural town. Can he track down the killer technology before it will lay waste to the local minorities? Will he prove himself to the spunky young daughter he never knew he had?

Big Trouble in Little Chinatown
A smart-mouthed truck driver is in over his head when he stumbles into the magical kung-fu underworld, which mystically controls the city's water supply. Aided by a femme fatale, her sister and her daugher, they must band together to reveal the dirty, dirty business of kung-fu irrigation.

Raging Bull Durham
A minor league baller can't control his rage on or off the diamond. Will a groupie's long slow kisses bring him into the light, or will he remain alone in the dark forever?

The Big Sleeping Beauty
Detective Prince Philip Marlowe discovers that the best way to wake up a distressed damsel is to put his lips together and blow.

Whatever Happened to Rosemary's Baby Jane?
A mentally unstable former child star makes a pact with the devil to secretly impregnate her crippled sister - who was a star in her own right before a tragic accident - as a revenge for their past indiscretions.

ETA: aw, JW beat me to ABatB! I should've typed mine one by one.

Andrew · 01-16-2009, 04:00 PM

And I was just starting on Big Trouble in Little Chinatown!

Recently discarded 'cause I couldn't make it work: Star Wars of the Roses

LSPoorEeyorick · 01-16-2009, 04:10 PM

There's Something About Mary Poppins
After years of wistful dreaming, still-geeky Michael Banks hires a private dick to track down the vivacious nanny he's been in love with since his childhood. But when the private dick falls for her certain supercalifragilisticexpialidociousness, the two men fight it out to determine whose spoonful of sugar will end up as her hair gel.

SzczerbiakManiac · 01-16-2009, 04:46 PM

The Rocky Horror Picture Show: Sylvester Stalone stars as a cross-dressing alien boxer who tries to make it big by sleeping with an innocent young couple who stumble into his pink-tiled gym in an attempt to escape the rain.

lashbear · 01-16-2009, 04:55 PM

Third Man On The Brokeback Mountain

A thrilling Love Story about three cowboys who fall in love while climbing the same mountain that killed their fathers.

An attraction based on this film is scheduled to be installed at the DLR later in the year. Get your fastpass now for the "Menage-a-horn Mountain Bobsleds"

SzczerbiakManiac · 01-16-2009, 05:07 PM

The Breakfast Fight Club: ~~The thrilling story of~~
Sorry, the first rule of The Breakfast Fight Club is you do not talk about The Breakfast Fight Club while eating your eggs and bacon in the morning.

Gemini Cricket · 01-16-2009, 08:31 PM

The Empire Strikes Back to the Future - Darth Vader's mom has the hots for him

SacTown Chronic · 01-16-2009, 08:47 PM

The Grapes of the Wrath of Khan wins.

Lashbear's cowboy threesome fantasy takes honorable mention, I guess.

Andrew · 01-16-2009, 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SacTown Chronic

The Grapes of the Wrath of Khan wins.

Yes!

Thank you, thank you.

01-16-2009, 03:54 PM	#1
lashbear SwishBuckling Bear Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In Isolation :) Posts: 6,597	"*Elvira: Mistress Of The Dark City" A man struggles with memories of his past, including a vampish, large-breasted vegetarian Horror show hostess he cannot remember, in a nightmarish world with no sun and run by New England beings with telekinetic powers who seek the souls of humans, and who are prone to orgies after eating enchanted casseroles. __________________ I Heart* my Husband - I can't think of anyone I'd rather be in isolation with.**
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LSPoorEeyorick scribblin' Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: in the moment Posts: 3,872	American Beauty and the Beast Struggling to come to terms with a suburban life that's anything but a fairy tale, a recently laid-off monster considers dallying with a comely young girl. A View to Kill a Mockingbird Dashing and deadly secret agent is shaken but not stirred when he is drawn into a fight against social injustices in a rural town. Can he track down the killer technology before it will lay waste to the local minorities? Will he prove himself to the spunky young daughter he never knew he had? Big Trouble in Little Chinatown A smart-mouthed truck driver is in over his head when he stumbles into the magical kung-fu underworld, which mystically controls the city's water supply. Aided by a femme fatale, her sister and her daugher, they must band together to reveal the dirty, dirty business of kung-fu irrigation. Raging Bull Durham A minor league baller can't control his rage on or off the diamond. Will a groupie's long slow kisses bring him into the light, or will he remain alone in the dark forever? The Big Sleeping Beauty Detective Prince Philip Marlowe discovers that the best way to wake up a distressed damsel is to put his lips together and blow. Whatever Happened to Rosemary's Baby Jane? A mentally unstable former child star makes a pact with the devil to secretly impregnate her crippled sister - who was a star in her own right before a tragic accident - as a revenge for their past indiscretions. ETA: aw, JW beat me to ABatB! I should've typed mine one by one.
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Andrew Making Good Girls Go Bad Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Palo Alto, CA Posts: 734	And I was just starting on Big Trouble in Little Chinatown! Recently discarded 'cause I couldn't make it work: Star Wars of the Roses __________________ -- Andrew Just Andrew. Do I contradict myself? Very well then, I contradict myself. (I am large, I contain multitudes.) -- Walt Whitman, "Song of Myself"
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01-16-2009, 04:10 PM	#4
LSPoorEeyorick scribblin' Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: in the moment Posts: 3,872	There's Something About Mary Poppins After years of wistful dreaming, still-geeky Michael Banks hires a private dick to track down the vivacious nanny he's been in love with since his childhood. But when the private dick falls for her certain supercalifragilisticexpialidociousness, the two men fight it out to determine whose spoonful of sugar will end up as her hair gel.
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01-16-2009, 04:46 PM	#5
SzczerbiakManiac "ZER-bee-ak" Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,409	*The Rocky* Horror Picture Show:** Sylvester Stalone stars as a cross-dressing alien boxer who tries to make it big by sleeping with an innocent young couple who stumble into his pink-tiled gym in an attempt to escape the rain. __________________
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01-16-2009, 04:55 PM	#6
lashbear SwishBuckling Bear Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In Isolation :) Posts: 6,597	*Third Man On The Brokeback Mountain* A thrilling Love Story about three cowboys who fall in love while climbing the same mountain that killed their fathers. An attraction based on this film is scheduled to be installed at the DLR later in the year. Get your fastpass now for the "Menage-a-horn Mountain Bobsleds" __________________ *I Heart* my Husband - I can't think of anyone I'd rather be in isolation with.**
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01-16-2009, 05:07 PM	#7
SzczerbiakManiac "ZER-bee-ak" Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,409	The Breakfast Fight Club: ~~The thrilling story of~~ Sorry, the first rule of The Breakfast Fight Club is you do not talk about The Breakfast Fight Club while eating your eggs and bacon in the morning. __________________
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Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	The Empire Strikes Back to the Future - Darth Vader's mom has the hots for him
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01-16-2009, 08:47 PM	#9
SacTown Chronic the myth of the dream Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,217	The Grapes of the Wrath of Khan wins. Lashbear's cowboy threesome fantasy takes honorable mention, I guess. __________________ Is it the fingers, or the brain that you're teaching a lesson?
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