Ceci n'est pas un compliment - The Surrealist Compliment Generator - Page 3

bewitched · 02-27-2009, 09:14 PM

You foment graciously, as ever any dying monster did rot.

wendybeth · 02-27-2009, 09:29 PM

Your fingers staple pine nuts into everything you touch.

SacTown Chronic · 02-27-2009, 09:40 PM

Madame, your implement is admonishing me!

(But I kinda like it)

wendybeth: Stay away from me.

Scrooge McSam · 02-28-2009, 06:32 AM

"You have no socially redeeming value."

Lovely

Not Afraid · 02-28-2009, 11:01 AM

Your Hands do the work of 10,000 highly trained lesbian jumping beans.

You are the Ayatollah of Confusion on the night of Divalí.

Your presence reminds one of a blind jackal, eternally dependent upon misguided archbishops to provide instruction in bowling.

And, this one says it all......
You have not yet reached the height of your depravity.

€uroMeinke · 02-28-2009, 11:27 AM

Hey - wait a minute, I used to get Spam like this - if we dug up the poetry of Span thread I think we might find some matches. This must be the outcome when spam generators are used for good instead of evil.

Ghoulish Delight · 02-28-2009, 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Not Afraid

And, this one says it all......
You have not yet reached the height of your depravity.

Lucky!

Mousey Girl · 02-28-2009, 12:42 PM

Bleed me! My memory is fried with your pork!

In your absence I find other forms of amusement.

Luminescence breeds in your finest moments of desperation.

If seen on a disintegrating smokestack, your eyelashes would certainly compell even a wayward band of masticating cod into a feverish frenzy.

3894 · 03-01-2009, 09:10 AM

Mwah!
-3894 de Montparnasse

Capt Jack · 03-05-2009, 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Not Afraid

And, this one says it all......
You have not yet reached the height of your depravity.

pics or it didnt happen

02-27-2009, 09:14 PM	#21
bewitched 101% Yummy! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: I know Kung Fu. Posts: 1,413	You foment graciously, as ever any dying monster did rot. __________________ ~Whitney Wondering about the future of Ellington Woodard's punk@ss sh!t.
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02-27-2009, 09:29 PM	#22
wendybeth Nevermind Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,847	Your fingers staple pine nuts into everything you touch. __________________
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02-27-2009, 09:40 PM	#23
SacTown Chronic the myth of the dream Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,217	Madame, your implement is admonishing me! (But I kinda like it) wendybeth: Stay away from me. __________________ Is it the fingers, or the brain that you're teaching a lesson?
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02-28-2009, 06:32 AM	#24
Scrooge McSam What? Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 1,635	"You have no socially redeeming value." Lovely
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02-28-2009, 11:01 AM	#25
Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	Your Hands do the work of 10,000 highly trained lesbian jumping beans. You are the Ayatollah of Confusion on the night of Divalí. Your presence reminds one of a blind jackal, eternally dependent upon misguided archbishops to provide instruction in bowling. And, this one says it all...... You have not yet reached the height of your depravity.
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02-28-2009, 11:27 AM	#26
€uroMeinke L'Hédoniste Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: A.S.C.O.T. Posts: 8,671	Hey - wait a minute, I used to get Spam like this - if we dug up the poetry of Span thread I think we might find some matches. This must be the outcome when spam generators are used for good instead of evil. __________________ I would believe only in a God that knows how to Dance. Friedrich Nietzsche
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02-28-2009, 12:42 PM	#28
Mousey Girl Just Me Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In The Flagon With The Dragon Posts: 2,437	Bleed me! My memory is fried with your pork! In your absence I find other forms of amusement. Luminescence breeds in your finest moments of desperation. If seen on a disintegrating smokestack, your eyelashes would certainly compell even a wayward band of masticating cod into a feverish frenzy.
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03-01-2009, 09:10 AM	#29
3894 Next Stop: Funkytown! Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Cheeselandia Posts: 1,907	Ah, my dear, swanky surrealists ... Mwah! -3894 de Montparnasse __________________ "I didn't want to have to do this, but you leave me no choice. Here comes the smolder." - Flynn Rider, "Tangled"
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