WTF Stories of the Week

[alphabassettgrrl]

Originally Posted by Capt Jack

Cow Girl

"When she wants to do something she does it, when she doesn't, she doesn't,"

That made me laugh. And sounds like training a basset hound.

[Moonliner]

People flee Italy for fear of Earthquake predicted years ago.

Bendandi is said to have predicted several earthquakes which hit Italy during the last hundred years before his death in 1979 and the panic on Wednesday was fanned by Facebook, Twitter and text messages.

I really hope a good portion of them headed for Spain.

[SzczerbiakManiac]

Cool story.

I'm confused though. That's a cow, but a bull, so shouldn't there be some teets hanging about? Os is her appearance normal for a non milk cow?

[Alex]

I may be misremembering but I don't believe that a cow develops prominent utters until it has been through pregnancy. And in the last photo I do see signs of nipples.

[Alex]

Also, if you're going to be doing searches on cow udders while at work, I recommend making sure SafeSearch is on.

[SzczerbiakManiac]

I'm afraid your warning came too late Alex.

Fortunately Big Brother was not watching, but I did learn how quickly my mouse can home in on a small red X.

[Gemini Cricket]

My cousin died drinking milk. The cow fell on him.

[Alex]

Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

My cousin died drinking milk. The cow fell on him.

Photos of similar escapades will be among the first you see doing an image search without SafeSearch.

[Capt Jack]

I know Ive said this a time or two around these parts, but it really does warrant being said again, here and now


ewwwwww

[Kevy Baby]

Originally Posted by Alex

...a cow develops prominent utters until...

That's utterly ridiculous