WTF Stories of the Week - Page 312

lashbear · 06-09-2011, 01:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Moonliner

The myth: What happens if you toss a 440lb bear at a car windshield?

I an NOT volunteering.

cirquelover · 06-08-2011, 04:04 PM

I am so glad I am not the only one who read beer! I was thinking about the parties my uncle would throw up there, yeah a lot of beer flew around!

Morrigoon · 06-08-2011, 04:08 PM

Not entirely unheard of in Canada

Not Afraid · 06-08-2011, 06:45 PM

Someone committed suicide by jumping off the top of a building on Pine and 1st at 12:20 this afternoon. If you don't know the area, Pine is a street full of restaurants with outdoor seating. It was a beautiful day. I really can't fathom having that sort of lunchtime entertainment.

Fortunately, I got there at 2 and, while streets were still blocked off, the body was gone.

cirquelover · 06-09-2011, 06:12 PM

It's a good thing you're not that big of a bear then, huh

scaeagles · 06-17-2011, 06:30 AM

Anyone need an idea for dinner tonight?

Moonliner · 06-17-2011, 06:32 AM

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Originally Posted by scaeagles

Anyone need an idea for dinner tonight?

Soylent Brown?

lashbear · 06-17-2011, 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by scaeagles

Anyone need an idea for dinner tonight?

Stoat and & have decided:

Meat processors will just be going through the motions
Gluttons will end up "Sh|t Faced"
The Quality stamp on the meat packaging will be the official "Excremation Mark"
Restaurants will offer a Pooh-Pooh Platter
Combined with Duck, it will make a nice Turd-ducken.
Not designed to be served on a shingle.

lashbear · 06-18-2011, 01:00 AM

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Originally Posted by mousepod

I've read this elsewhere, but it feels like a hoax to me. Watch the whole video... their fridge is marked "Sh!t Burger" in English. The 'professor' is shown squatting over a toilet. Really?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

Nevermind the stupid pointer he's using. Yeah, skeptic hackles are raised.

Just so you know, the Channel watermark on the bottom right is for SBS Two, which is an Australian Multicultural Broadcast TV channel

RStar · 06-18-2011, 10:53 AM

One point I noticed is the statement that the 'mud' was high in protien due to the bacteria. This would mean you are eating the dead bacteria bodies. Which is what you are eating when you read "xanthan gum" in any food product label.

The feces has been broken down, consumed in part at least, by the bacteria. The solid waste is most likely made up of other things besides butt biscuts, like toilet paper (YUM!) and garbage disposal scraps, and anything else that goes into the sewer. If you think about what we feed pigs, and we eat the pork, this would be like feeding our wastes to bacteria and eating them. Sans the fact that we don't feed pigs human toilet logs, recycled beer, and used toilet paper of course.

And then theres the urine and sweat recycling done on the space station.

It's all pretty sick sounding, but interesting at the same time.

06-08-2011, 04:04 PM	#2
cirquelover Cruising around in my automobile... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Oregon Posts: 2,617	I am so glad I am not the only one who read beer! I was thinking about the parties my uncle would throw up there, yeah a lot of beer flew around!
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06-08-2011, 04:08 PM	#3
Morrigoon I throw stones at houses Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Location: Location Posts: 9,534	Not entirely unheard of in Canada __________________ http://bash.org/?top "It is useless for sheep to pass a resolution in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion." -- William Randolph Inge
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06-08-2011, 06:45 PM	#4
Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	Someone committed suicide by jumping off the top of a building on Pine and 1st at 12:20 this afternoon. If you don't know the area, Pine is a street full of restaurants with outdoor seating. It was a beautiful day. I really can't fathom having that sort of lunchtime entertainment. Fortunately, I got there at 2 and, while streets were still blocked off, the body was gone.
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06-09-2011, 06:12 PM	#5
cirquelover Cruising around in my automobile... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Oregon Posts: 2,617	It's a good thing you're not that big of a bear then, huh
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06-17-2011, 06:30 AM	#6
scaeagles I LIKE! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,819	Anyone need an idea for dinner tonight?
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06-18-2011, 10:53 AM	#10
RStar Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Me & Manyard hangin out! Posts: 5,433	One point I noticed is the statement that the 'mud' was high in protien due to the bacteria. This would mean you are eating the dead bacteria bodies. Which is what you are eating when you read "xanthan gum" in any food product label. The feces has been broken down, consumed in part at least, by the bacteria. The solid waste is most likely made up of other things besides butt biscuts, like toilet paper (YUM!) and garbage disposal scraps, and anything else that goes into the sewer. If you think about what we feed pigs, and we eat the pork, this would be like feeding our wastes to bacteria and eating them. Sans the fact that we don't feed pigs human toilet logs, recycled beer, and used toilet paper of course. And then theres the urine and sweat recycling done on the space station. It's all pretty sick sounding, but interesting at the same time. __________________ Meddle not in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup! www.StarTownGifts.com
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