WTF Stories of the Week - Page 345

Ghoulish Delight · 04-26-2012, 11:59 AM

Holy run on sentences Batman. I was interrupted several times while composing that last post of mine and apparently never bothered to review what I'd already written each time I returned.

alphabassettgrrl · 04-26-2012, 08:06 PM

That's quite a picture.

lashbear · 04-27-2012, 07:45 AM

Those intestines would make the world's largest sausages. Someone really needs to tell Heston Blumenthal about this.

Kevy Baby · 04-30-2012, 03:55 PM

Which lead me to The Big Book of Lesbian Horse Stories and other bad book covers.

Ghoulish Delight · 05-02-2012, 09:59 AM

On the one hand, I am inclined to believe the mother in this case. It just doesn't add up that the establishment would allow such a blatant breach of law and common sense.

On the other hand, OMG WTF IS WRONG WITH YOUR BRAIN THAT YOU THINK YOU LOOK OKAY LIKE THAT, LADY?!?!?!?!?!?!

lashbear · 05-02-2012, 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wikipedia - the Purveyor of truth

Tanning is the process of treating skins of animals to produce leather, which is more durable and less susceptible to decomposition. Traditionally, tanning used tannin, an acidic chemical compound from which the tanning process draws its name (tannin is in turn named for an old German word for oak or fir trees, which supplied it). Coloring may occur during tanning. A tannery is the term for a place where the skins are processed.

Nice to see someone who takes the word to heart.

SzczerbiakManiac · 05-02-2012, 10:44 AM

I'm confused. How can an old baseball mitt be raising a human daughter?

JWBear · 05-02-2012, 12:57 PM

I think she can stop. It looks like she's done cooking now.

Morrigoon · 05-03-2012, 02:20 AM

Lemme get this straight... she takes her daughter to the tanning salon, where SHE tans. Which means either:
1. Child is left unattended in another room, or
2. Child is in same room (which she claims), and one is left to assume WITHOUT EYE PROTECTION!!!

Not in the bed does not mean not exposed to the lights.

Moonliner · 05-03-2012, 06:59 AM

Wow. Not only are Harley's one bad ass ride, they also float.

Quote:

A Harley That Washed Up In Canada Will Be Returned To Japanese Tsunami Survivor

04-26-2012, 11:59 AM	#1
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	Holy run on sentences Batman. I was interrupted several times while composing that last post of mine and apparently never bothered to review what I'd already written each time I returned. __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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04-26-2012, 08:06 PM	#2
alphabassettgrrl Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,978	That's quite a picture. __________________ Why cycling? Anything [sport] that had to do with a ball, I wasn't very good at. -Lance Armstrong
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04-27-2012, 07:45 AM	#3
lashbear SwishBuckling Bear Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In Isolation :) Posts: 6,597	Those intestines would make the world's largest sausages. Someone really needs to tell Heston Blumenthal about this. __________________ *I Heart* my Husband - I can't think of anyone I'd rather be in isolation with.**
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04-30-2012, 03:55 PM	#4
Kevy Baby Chowder Head Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Yes Posts: 18,500	Which lead me to The Big Book of Lesbian Horse Stories and other bad book covers. __________________ The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot verify their validity. - Abraham Lincoln
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05-02-2012, 09:59 AM	#5
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	On the one hand, I am inclined to believe the mother in this case. It just doesn't add up that the establishment would allow such a blatant breach of law and common sense. On the other hand, OMG WTF IS WRONG WITH YOUR BRAIN THAT YOU THINK YOU LOOK OKAY LIKE THAT, LADY?!?!?!?!?!?! __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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SzczerbiakManiac "ZER-bee-ak" Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,409	I'm confused. How can an old baseball mitt be raising a human daughter? __________________
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05-02-2012, 12:57 PM	#8
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05-03-2012, 02:20 AM	#9
Morrigoon I throw stones at houses Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Location: Location Posts: 9,534	Lemme get this straight... she takes her daughter to the tanning salon, where SHE tans. Which means either: 1. Child is left unattended in another room, or 2. Child is in same room (which she claims), and one is left to assume WITHOUT EYE PROTECTION!!! Not in the bed does not mean not exposed to the lights. __________________ http://bash.org/?top "It is useless for sheep to pass a resolution in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion." -- William Randolph Inge
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