WTF Stories of the Week - Page 358

Kevy Baby · 09-17-2012, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by RStar

I think someone figured out a good way to make five bucks on 20 cents worth of plastic or rubber!

The ~~sex toy~~ "martial aid" industry long ago figured that out.

RStar · 09-18-2012, 06:54 AM

And it all started with that company in the 50s!

Strangler Lewis · 09-19-2012, 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

The ~~sex toy~~ "martial aid" industry long ago figured that out.

Martial aid?

I guess I can see how it would promote good order and discipline.

Capt Jack · 09-24-2012, 01:40 PM

or at least better posture

lashbear · 09-24-2012, 05:49 PM

"Hmm, I'm just going to have to sit on that one and think about it for a minute"

SzczerbiakManiac · 09-25-2012, 01:52 PM

Break out the

Woman Sustains Internal Decapitation and Survives
That headline has two WTFs: "Internal Decapitation" and "and Survives"

alphabassettgrrl · 09-25-2012, 02:49 PM

I'd heard of internal decapitation but yeah, you usually don't come out of it in good shape at all.

Ghoulish Delight · 09-25-2012, 03:52 PM

I stopped watching the news report when she called the paramedics "the unsung heroes."

Yeah, it's about time someone called emergency responders and paramedics heroes! No one ever stops to think about them and what heroes they are. She's the first to ever call them heroes!

lashbear · 09-25-2012, 07:47 PM

....and NO-ONE is asking why a homeless man has built a guillotine in the woods where he lives ?????????

CoasterMatt · 09-25-2012, 07:48 PM

Um. I didn't know where to put this. Today at the Orange Line station, I stopped a purse snatcher from getting away, by introducing my camera body to his face.

I imagine it looked something like this ('cept on cement).

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09-24-2012, 01:40 PM	#4
Capt Jack check your head Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,174	or at least better posture __________________ a clear conscience is a sure sign of a fuzzy memory
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09-24-2012, 05:49 PM	#5
lashbear SwishBuckling Bear Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In Isolation :) Posts: 6,597	"Hmm, I'm just going to have to sit on that one and think about it for a minute" __________________ *I Heart* my Husband - I can't think of anyone I'd rather be in isolation with.**
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09-25-2012, 01:52 PM	#6
SzczerbiakManiac "ZER-bee-ak" Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,409	Break out the Woman Sustains Internal Decapitation and Survives That headline has two WTFs: "Internal Decapitation" and "and Survives" __________________
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09-25-2012, 02:49 PM	#7
alphabassettgrrl Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,978	I'd heard of internal decapitation but yeah, you usually don't come out of it in good shape at all. __________________ Why cycling? Anything [sport] that had to do with a ball, I wasn't very good at. -Lance Armstrong
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09-25-2012, 03:52 PM	#8
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	I stopped watching the news report when she called the paramedics "the unsung heroes." Yeah, it's about time someone called emergency responders and paramedics heroes! No one ever stops to think about them and what heroes they are. She's the first to ever call them heroes! __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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09-25-2012, 07:47 PM	#9
lashbear SwishBuckling Bear Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In Isolation :) Posts: 6,597	....and NO-ONE is asking why a homeless man has built a guillotine in the woods where he lives ????????? __________________ *I Heart* my Husband - I can't think of anyone I'd rather be in isolation with.**
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09-25-2012, 07:48 PM	#10
CoasterMatt BRAAAAAAAINS! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: One Step Beyond... Posts: 8,802	Um. I didn't know where to put this. Today at the Orange Line station, I stopped a purse snatcher from getting away, by introducing my camera body to his face. I imagine it looked something like this ('cept on cement). __________________ Do you like my photography? Visit photosbymatt.tumblr.com to purchase prints!
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