WTF Stories of the Week - Page 36

Kevy Baby · 08-01-2008, 11:00 PM

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Originally Posted by wolfy999

http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/americ...bus/index.html

Thank goodness I don't use public transportation...could be deadly!

What is it with this story in this thread?

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Originally Posted by CoasterMatt

Man decapitates passenger aboard Greyhound bus in Manitoba

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Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

Horror on Canadian bus as seat mate beheaded
40-year-old arrested after grisly slaying aboard Manitoba-bound Greyhound
The whole story.

Moonliner · 08-04-2008, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

Horror on Canadian bus as seat mate beheaded
40-year-old arrested after grisly slaying aboard Manitoba-bound Greyhound
The whole story.

Here's a story that just keeps on giving. According to local reports, After decapitating his seat mate the man did not leave the bus. Nope. He sat there until police arrived cutting off various bits of the fellow and eating them.

Kevy Baby · 07-31-2008, 05:46 PM

Oops... I didn't look far enough back. Sorry

CoasterMatt · 07-31-2008, 05:54 PM

I guess he was REALLY fussy about the guy next to him wearing headphones.

CoasterMatt · 07-31-2008, 08:52 PM

Driver abuses himself and speed limit, court told
A TERRITORY man filmed himself speeding at 150km/h while masturbating at the wheel of his drug-laden car, a court heard.

LashStoat · 08-01-2008, 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by CoasterMatt

Driver abuses himself and speed limit, court told
A TERRITORY man filmed himself speeding at 150km/h while masturbating at the wheel of his drug-laden car, a court heard.

Dear Matt,

1. Where is the TERRITORY? ...I hope it's like a big desert or someplace you can only hit cactii (that's plural for cactus, which is what you'd be if you hit anything harder or larger)?

2. Did he mistake his dick for the gear shift - if so, I agree with Morrigoon re over-achievement.

3. If he had one hand on the "stick" and the other on a camera, how in God's name was he steering the fvcking car?

Love and hugs,

The Stoat.

Morrigoon · 08-04-2008, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by LashStoat

Dear Matt,

1. Where is the TERRITORY? ...I hope it's like a big desert or someplace you can only hit cactii (that's plural for cactus, which is what you'd be if you hit anything harder or larger)?

2. Did he mistake his dick for the gear shift - if so, I agree with Morrigoon re over-achievement.

3. If he had one hand on the "stick" and the other on a camera, how in God's name was he steering the fvcking car?

Love and hugs,

The Stoat.

With his knees, of course

Morrigoon · 07-31-2008, 08:54 PM

Pfffft. Overachiever.

Ghoulish Delight · 07-31-2008, 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by CoasterMatt

The psycho on the bus goes stab, stab, stab...

Geez, and I thought my unposted post* was tasteless!

Bravo.

*I didn't know € had a conference in Canada

wolfy999 · 08-01-2008, 12:01 AM

http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/americ...bus/index.html

Thank goodness I don't use public transportation...could be deadly!

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CoasterMatt BRAAAAAAAINS! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: One Step Beyond... Posts: 8,802	Driver abuses himself and speed limit, court told A TERRITORY man filmed himself speeding at 150km/h while masturbating at the wheel of his drug-laden car, a court heard. __________________ Do you like my photography? Visit photosbymatt.tumblr.com to purchase prints!
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wolfy999 Eyes like Sapphires! Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: 2.4 miles from Disneyland Posts: 1,523	http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/americ...bus/index.html Thank goodness I don't use public transportation...could be deadly! __________________ Diane "Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy." - George Carlin 1937-2008 DISNEY IS FINALLY PAYING ME BACK......STILL OWES ME ABOUT (oh, wait....way too much)!
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