WTF Stories of the Week - Page 367

Moonliner · 03-04-2013, 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Capt Jack

Child suspended for chewing a Pop Tart into the shape of a gun?

seriously?

Must of been in the shape of an assault pastry. Bastard.

SzczerbiakManiac · 03-04-2013, 08:36 PM

wow
Stupid-ridiculous people make my brain hurt.

RStar · 03-05-2013, 11:05 PM

The OC Register last week said our high here in the inland of southern California would be 85°F. A few inches down the page it also said the hotest spot in the country would be in Florida at 83°F.

Ghoulish Delight · 03-12-2013, 09:55 AM

Killer Ukgranian Dolphins on the Loose

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It might not be such a big deal except that these dolphins have been trained to “attack enemy combat swimmers using special knives or pistols fixed to their heads.”

Moonliner · 03-12-2013, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

Killer Ukgranian Dolphins on the Loose

*whew*

At least they don't have lasers.

Ghoulish Delight · 03-12-2013, 08:28 PM

Gn2Dlnd · 03-13-2013, 11:09 AM

Frikken lasers.

Ghoulish Delight · 03-21-2013, 03:57 PM

http://shine.yahoo.com/parenting/par...184517447.html

Whatever about the punishment, whether it was appropriate, blah blah blah. Don't care one bit. But this is the quote, from the mom, that stuck out to me.

“I wasn’t even thinking about what the public was going to think,”

But that's the....see, because you did it so......the whole point was....but..... 0.o

CoasterMatt · 04-11-2013, 02:24 PM

Clean up on aisle- OH JESUS!!!

Man tries to saw his arms off at Home Depot.

Moonliner · 04-12-2013, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by CoasterMatt

Clean up on aisle- OH JESUS!!!

Man tries to saw his arms off at Home Depot.

Arms? Plural? You'd think doing the first one would have shown him the error of his ways, not to mention making it technically challenging to get the second one.

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03-21-2013, 03:57 PM	#8
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	http://shine.yahoo.com/parenting/par...184517447.html Whatever about the punishment, whether it was appropriate, blah blah blah. Don't care one bit. But this is the quote, from the mom, that stuck out to me. “I wasn’t even thinking about what the public was going to think,” But that's the....see, because you did it so......the whole point was....but..... 0.o __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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