The Poetry of Spam - Page 4

Capt Jack · 11-29-2006, 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Not Afraid

I just get: Cute **** sucking proposal teen wild ****
MaryJane gets fresh hot facial hot links

Let's see what gets ******'d

you know...that, combined with your avatar is quite....um....interesting

€uroMeinke · 01-04-2008, 08:29 PM

Don't be afraid to tell me the naughty things

I will play around your mind,

dance,

Kevy Baby · 04-22-2008, 09:30 AM

I just received an email with this subject line:

Chuttle Circot Kaleidow Floon Kallow Coffice

Not Afraid · 04-22-2008, 04:56 PM

More interesting than mine: "Bomb her womb from your huge cannon!"

Snowflake · 07-22-2008, 08:00 AM

In the spamblocker today, the title just cracked me up!

Quote:

Release Of The Nancy Pelosi Sex Dvd Causes Mass Erectile Dysfunction In US

blueerica · 07-22-2008, 10:56 AM

Recent favorite:

"Triumph over your woman"

lizziebith · 07-22-2008, 10:59 AM

This one arrived today: "god destroys Boise for not being gay enough." Best spam subject line in AGES!

blueerica · 07-22-2008, 11:03 AM

It does win.

Not Afraid · 07-22-2008, 11:21 AM

Subject: Snake caught swallowing horse
Body:Girl loses breasts in surgical disaster

Subject: China driverss fined for slow--drive on scenic bridge
Body: Hi,

Brring your wife We'll ****k her! That's right we'll fucck your wife!

Click here

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Kingdom at his back, and the afternoon had slipped shelf
containing a double row of brownpaper covered this instant
that my unfortunate husband entered own surprise, annoyance
and humiliation burst a small casebook, which he consulted.
farintosh, queer animals he had discovered. I believe he
stayed playing at corks in front of the large huge grey
bird flap slowly up from the ground about it myself. I didn't
know how she felt about over there, who is watching me,
for it is i that violent temper already, and that she hoped
we a composition of hebrew and christian morality..

Kevy Baby · 10-08-2008, 08:29 AM

But what if I would prefer to increase the size of my piano instead?

01-04-2008, 08:29 PM	#32
€uroMeinke L'Hédoniste Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: A.S.C.O.T. Posts: 8,671	Don't be afraid to tell me the naughty things I will play around your mind, dance, __________________ I would believe only in a God that knows how to Dance. Friedrich Nietzsche
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04-22-2008, 09:30 AM	#33
Kevy Baby Chowder Head Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Yes Posts: 18,500	I just received an email with this subject line: Chuttle Circot Kaleidow Floon Kallow Coffice __________________ The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot verify their validity. - Abraham Lincoln
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04-22-2008, 04:56 PM	#34
Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	More interesting than mine: "Bomb her womb from your huge cannon!"
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07-22-2008, 10:56 AM	#36
blueerica Nueve Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 6,497	Recent favorite: "Triumph over your woman" __________________ Tomorrow is the day for you and me
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07-22-2008, 10:59 AM	#37
lizziebith Wishing these titles could be longe Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Pearblossom CA Posts: 984	This one arrived today: "god destroys Boise for not being gay enough." Best spam subject line in AGES! __________________ $ DO \|\| !$ DO ; TRY TRY: COMMAND NOT FOUND
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07-22-2008, 11:03 AM	#38
blueerica Nueve Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 6,497	It does win. __________________ Tomorrow is the day for you and me
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07-22-2008, 11:21 AM	#39
Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	Subject: Snake caught swallowing horse Body:Girl loses breasts in surgical disaster Subject: China driverss fined for slow--drive on scenic bridge Body: Hi, Brring your wife We'll ****k her! That's right we'll fucck your wife! Click here -- Kingdom at his back, and the afternoon had slipped shelf containing a double row of brownpaper covered this instant that my unfortunate husband entered own surprise, annoyance and humiliation burst a small casebook, which he consulted. farintosh, queer animals he had discovered. I believe he stayed playing at corks in front of the large huge grey bird flap slowly up from the ground about it myself. I didn't know how she felt about over there, who is watching me, for it is i that violent temper already, and that she hoped we a composition of hebrew and christian morality..
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10-08-2008, 08:29 AM	#40
Kevy Baby Chowder Head Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Yes Posts: 18,500	But what if I would prefer to increase the size of my piano instead? __________________ The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot verify their validity. - Abraham Lincoln
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