When Movies Collide - Page 4

Alex · 01-17-2009, 12:33 AM

Red Dawn Pollyanna
Saccharine blonde teenager kicks commie ass.

Iron Eagle vs. Shark
Too-stupid-to-live New Zealanders kick commie ass while wondering if they can get bit parts when Jemaine Clement films the next season of Flight of the Conchords.

The Russians Are Coming the Russians Are Coming to America
The exact same movie with any potential ambiguity removed from the title. Some theater goers thought they might be coming to Canada.

Rocky IV Weddings and a Funeral
Drago kills Hugh Grant and as revenge Sylvestor Stallone kicks commie ass.

One, Two, Three, Four Christmases
A Coca Cola executive in West Berlin is upset when his daughter intends to marry an East German communist. But he relents when he realizes it would be less annoying than Vince Vaughn.

The Spy Who Came in from the Cold Creek Manor
A British spy takes on one last mission. A suicide mission. That mission is to have Disney make a good suspense horror movie. He fails.

The Day the Earth Caught Fire Down Below
Rita Hayworth, Robert Mitchum, and Jack Lemmon single handedly infect every last person on the planet with gonorrhea.

No Way Out of Africa
In a surprise move, Kevin Costner settles the question of whether he or Robert Redford is the worst actor turned Academy Award-winning director by killing Redford in a plane crash. Oops, spoiler warning.

Kevy Baby · 01-17-2009, 12:48 AM

Forever Young Frankenstein

A 1939 test pilot inherits the castle of his grandfather, the famous Dr. Victor von Frankenstein and asks his pretty lab assistant named Inga to use him as a guinea pig for a cryogenics experiment. Young Frankenstein wants to be frozen for a year so that he doesn't have to watch his love go through a reanimation experiment. The next thing Victor knows is that he's appearing in a 1983 Taco video.

Strangler Lewis · 01-17-2009, 06:46 AM

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Originally Posted by SacTown Chronic

The Grapes of the Wrath of Khan wins.

Lashbear's cowboy threesome fantasy takes honorable mention, I guess.

Thank you, Mr. Blackwell.

second class citizen · 01-17-2009, 07:04 AM

Mirthful glee soon turns ugly as tensions arise in the Karamazov family when Dmitri, a Russian backwoodsman steals one of his father's mistresses to bring home to his farm. His six jealous brothers soon learn that in order to obtain brides of their own they must don tightly colored Spandex trousers to win over their life mates.

BarTopDancer · 01-17-2009, 11:18 AM

For the twisted category...

Big Kids
When a boy wishes to be big at a magic wish machine, he wakes up the next morning as an amoral, HIV-positive skateboarder who sets out to deflower as many virgins as possible.

Where the Independence Day Takes You
A group of teen-age runaways try to survive in the streets of Los Angeles where they aliens whose goal is to invade and destroy the planet.

Kevy Baby · 01-17-2009, 11:25 AM

The Deep Throat

A pair of young vacationers are involved in a dangerous conflict with Harry Reems when they discover the woman's clitoris is a deadly wreck in Bermuda waters. Featuring extended underwater sequences and a look into the affairs of an actress who can't decide if she should celebrate or shun her past.

second class citizen · 01-17-2009, 11:57 AM

Truman, a circus' star clown affectionately known to his trapeze artist friends and lion tamer buddy as "Buttons", grows evermore suspicious that there is more to life than endless performances and elephant dung; but he soon learns that he's up against the odds of escape when he discovers the entire Big Top is under close circuit surveillance and his buddies are in on it, too, even the elephant.

Tagline: There's more to Life than Animal Dung.

Ghoulish Delight · 01-17-2009, 02:17 PM

A girl on the cusp of adulthood, unwilling to let go of her childhood fantasies and frightened of her ruthless stepfather. A small fairy-like insect, that is looking for a lost shadow, leads her to a mythical world of monsters and pirates.

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Tom · 01-17-2009, 02:58 PM

I woke up for about an hour during the night, and I came up with these. Forgive me for not including descriptions, but I think if you know the movies in question you’ll get them (though some tend a bit toward obscurity). I can provide descriptions on request.

Oh, Godather!
Star Wars Episode IV: A New Great White Hope
Sleeping Beauty and the Beast
The Lion King and I
In the Heat of the Night of the Living Dead
Don’t Look Who’s Talking Now
Mr. And Mrs. Smith Go to Washington
Home Alone in the Dark
Coming Home Alone
The Night of the Deer Hunter
Beethoven’s Fifth Element
To Have and Have Not Another Teen Movie
Murder, My Sweet Hereafter
The Quiet American Beauty
The Good, the Bad, and the Coyote Ugly
Dirty Harry and Tonto
Big Momma’s House of the Seven Gables
Big Momma’s House of Wax
Big Momma’s House of Sand and Fog
Bright Lights, Big City of Lost Children
The Dark Knight’s Tale
All That Jazz Singer
Eight Men In and Out
The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down Brokeback Mountain
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Diary
Horton Hears Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf
Lord Love Howard the Duck
The Man Who Would Be the King and I
Thirteen Conversations About The Thing
The Sounder of Music
Gone, Baby, Gone in 60 Seconds
The Fish Called Wanda That Saved Pittsburgh

Not Afraid · 01-17-2009, 03:35 PM

The story of three different men in a Louisiana prison and their eventual excape and journey to Spain where they try and help a woman figure out why her lover has left her. A very complicated and confusing manner story that includes music by Tom Waits and Bernado Bonezzi.

Spoiler:

A man seeks answers about life, death, and the existence of God as he plays chess against the Grim Reaper on one of the tiny specks of land in the Bering Sea.

Spoiler:

A former Korean War POW, Don Quixote, is brainwashed by Communists into becoming a political assassin. But another former prisoner may know how to save him in this music version of a classic story.

Spoiler:

01-17-2009, 12:33 AM	#31
Alex . Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,354	Red Dawn Pollyanna Saccharine blonde teenager kicks commie ass. Iron Eagle vs. Shark Too-stupid-to-live New Zealanders kick commie ass while wondering if they can get bit parts when Jemaine Clement films the next season of Flight of the Conchords. The Russians Are Coming the Russians Are Coming to America The exact same movie with any potential ambiguity removed from the title. Some theater goers thought they might be coming to Canada. Rocky IV Weddings and a Funeral Drago kills Hugh Grant and as revenge Sylvestor Stallone kicks commie ass. One, Two, Three, Four Christmases A Coca Cola executive in West Berlin is upset when his daughter intends to marry an East German communist. But he relents when he realizes it would be less annoying than Vince Vaughn. The Spy Who Came in from the Cold Creek Manor A British spy takes on one last mission. A suicide mission. That mission is to have Disney make a good suspense horror movie. He fails. The Day the Earth Caught Fire Down Below Rita Hayworth, Robert Mitchum, and Jack Lemmon single handedly infect every last person on the planet with gonorrhea. No Way Out of Africa In a surprise move, Kevin Costner settles the question of whether he or Robert Redford is the worst actor turned Academy Award-winning director by killing Redford in a plane crash. Oops, spoiler warning.
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Kevy Baby Chowder Head Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Yes Posts: 18,500	Forever Young Frankenstein A 1939 test pilot inherits the castle of his grandfather, the famous Dr. Victor von Frankenstein and asks his pretty lab assistant named Inga to use him as a guinea pig for a cryogenics experiment. Young Frankenstein wants to be frozen for a year so that he doesn't have to watch his love go through a reanimation experiment. The next thing Victor knows is that he's appearing in a 1983 Taco video. __________________ The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot verify their validity. - Abraham Lincoln
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second class citizen Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 135	Seven Brides For Seven Brothers Karamazov Mirthful glee soon turns ugly as tensions arise in the Karamazov family when Dmitri, a Russian backwoodsman steals one of his father's mistresses to bring home to his farm. His six jealous brothers soon learn that in order to obtain brides of their own they must don tightly colored Spandex trousers to win over their life mates. __________________ An artist is someone who produces things that people don't need to have but that he, for some reason, thinks it would be a good idea to give them." - Andy Warhol
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BarTopDancer Prepping... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Here, there, everywhere Posts: 11,405	For the twisted category... Big Kids When a boy wishes to be big at a magic wish machine, he wakes up the next morning as an amoral, HIV-positive skateboarder who sets out to deflower as many virgins as possible. *Where the Independence Day Takes You* A group of teen-age runaways try to survive in the streets of Los Angeles where they aliens whose goal is to invade and destroy the planet. __________________ Spork is the new MacGyver Postcards From My Edge
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Kevy Baby Chowder Head Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Yes Posts: 18,500	*The Deep Throat* A pair of young vacationers are involved in a dangerous conflict with Harry Reems when they discover the woman's clitoris is a deadly wreck in Bermuda waters. Featuring extended underwater sequences and a look into the affairs of an actress who can't decide if she should celebrate or shun her past. __________________ The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot verify their validity. - Abraham Lincoln
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second class citizen Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 135	The Greatest Truman Show On Earth Truman, a circus' star clown affectionately known to his trapeze artist friends and lion tamer buddy as "Buttons", grows evermore suspicious that there is more to life than endless performances and elephant dung; but he soon learns that he's up against the odds of escape when he discovers the entire Big Top is under close circuit surveillance and his buddies are in on it, too, even the elephant. Tagline: There's more to Life than Animal Dung. __________________ An artist is someone who produces things that people don't need to have but that he, for some reason, thinks it would be a good idea to give them." - Andy Warhol
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Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	A girl on the cusp of adulthood, unwilling to let go of her childhood fantasies and frightened of her ruthless stepfather. A small fairy-like insect, that is looking for a lost shadow, leads her to a mythical world of monsters and pirates. Spoiler: Peter Pan's Labrynth __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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01-17-2009, 02:58 PM	#39
Tom Valued member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 541	I woke up for about an hour during the night, and I came up with these. Forgive me for not including descriptions, but I think if you know the movies in question you’ll get them (though some tend a bit toward obscurity). I can provide descriptions on request. Oh, Godather! Star Wars Episode IV: A New Great White Hope Sleeping Beauty and the Beast The Lion King and I In the Heat of the Night of the Living Dead Don’t Look Who’s Talking Now Mr. And Mrs. Smith Go to Washington Home Alone in the Dark Coming Home Alone The Night of the Deer Hunter Beethoven’s Fifth Element To Have and Have Not Another Teen Movie Murder, My Sweet Hereafter The Quiet American Beauty The Good, the Bad, and the Coyote Ugly Dirty Harry and Tonto Big Momma’s House of the Seven Gables Big Momma’s House of Wax Big Momma’s House of Sand and Fog Bright Lights, Big City of Lost Children The Dark Knight’s Tale All That Jazz Singer Eight Men In and Out The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down Brokeback Mountain Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Diary Horton Hears Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf Lord Love Howard the Duck The Man Who Would Be the King and I Thirteen Conversations About The Thing The Sounder of Music Gone, Baby, Gone in 60 Seconds The Fish Called Wanda That Saved Pittsburgh
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01-17-2009, 03:35 PM	#40
Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	The story of three different men in a Louisiana prison and their eventual excape and journey to Spain where they try and help a woman figure out why her lover has left her. A very complicated and confusing manner story that includes music by Tom Waits and Bernado Bonezzi. Spoiler: Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdow By Law A man seeks answers about life, death, and the existence of God as he plays chess against the Grim Reaper on one of the tiny specks of land in the Bering Sea. Spoiler: The Seventh Seal Siland A former Korean War POW, Don Quixote, is brainwashed by Communists into becoming a political assassin. But another former prisoner may know how to save him in this music version of a classic story. Spoiler: The Man of La Manchaurian Candidate Last edited by Not Afraid : 01-17-2009 at 04:01 PM.
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