Confess!

[Melonballer]

[katiesue]

I've never watched the Wizard of Oz all the way through. The monkeys freaked me out when I was a kid and I never got past it.

[LSPoorEeyorick]

I confess that I'm jealous of a friend of mine (not someone from around here) who has the guts to say, at regular intervals, "I could use some validation." Why do I feel incapable of asking for it?

[Tref]

Antonio Salieri absolves you.

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Originally Posted by Alex

Everything? OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

I confess I knew exactly what this quote was from once I got to the toupee part. VAM.

I confess that while I still work pretty hard it's definitely not the commitment I had before...and that even though I do come through for everyone I have grown a distaste for spending my hours here, away from my home and all the things I need to do there.

Apparently, I can only be enthused about one thing at a time.

I confess that I waddle a little more around people to show off the belly. I didn't realize I was doing it until I caught myself shifting my stride as someone suddenly walked past.

Oh, and I agree with LSPE - shirtless muscley men, meh.

[Ghoulish Delight]

Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor

I confess I knew exactly what this quote was from once I got to the toupee part. VAM.

I confess that my estimation of you has dropped knowing it took you that long.

[innerSpaceman]

Originally Posted by bewitched

This has nothing really to do with confessions but damn...

I confess I'm tempted to see the sequel to that godawful Twilight movie on the basis of this image alone.

[Gemini Cricket]

Originally Posted by LSPoorEeyorick

I confess that photos of shirtless men don't do much for me, especially when they're muscley.

I just pictured LSPE in a castle with Barry Bostwick.

[innerSpaceman]

Originally Posted by Betty

And this is where it gets creepy:

I confess I was once perving on some hot boys at a party, and then found out they were the previously itty bitty kids of old bygone friends whom I just didn't recognize because they grew up to such teen hotness ... and I confess that after a few moments of being sick to my stomach, I went right back to perving on them.

[Snowflake]

Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

I confess that my estimation of you has dropped knowing it took you that long.

Think far less of me, I have no idea what that is from.