WTF Stories of the Week - Page 56

Crazybirdman · 09-24-2008, 11:58 AM

http://www.wnbc.com/news/17539627/detail.html

PETA Urges Ben & Jerry's To Use Human Milk

Alex · 09-24-2008, 12:09 PM

This time around I've decided to be strongly opposed to the idea.

CoasterMatt · 09-24-2008, 04:14 PM

Man's Butt Stapled Shut

Ghoulish Delight · 09-24-2008, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by CoasterMatt

Man's Butt Stapled Shut

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Varner said Watkins’ habitual smoking — two packs a day — contributed to his bowel problems, because nicotine constricts blood vessels.
Watkins underwent surgery Sept. 8, 2004, for a newly diagnosed rectal tumor, during which Casiano made the mistake, according to his lawsuit against the Foris Surgical Group.

Um, how exactly was he smoking those cigarettes?

CoasterMatt · 09-24-2008, 06:07 PM

Rectum? Damn Near Killed 'em.

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The suspected museum thief who was impaled by a sharp spike on the top of a security fence in his rectum for two hours earlier this month says he did not feel any pain because he was drunk.

bewitched · 09-24-2008, 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by CoasterMatt

Rectum? Damn Near Killed 'em.

Exactly how fcuking drunk was he? I would have to be on a weeklong bender of Jaagermeister snot-slinging drunkenness...and even then I imagine I would feel a sharp spike in my rectum.

Betty · 09-25-2008, 07:27 AM

Go in for a C-section - and come out with no arms and no legs! WTF! Even better (or rather worse) is that they won't tell her why because it invades another patients rights.

CoasterMatt · 09-24-2008, 06:12 PM

Got Milk?

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Eight to 10 members of an Arizona State University fraternity are believed to have caused a car accident by vomiting milk onto traffic below an ASU footbridge on University Drive Tuesday night.

CoasterMatt · 09-24-2008, 08:19 PM

Here's an illustration to go with the ASU Milk story-

Spoiler:

innerSpaceman · 09-24-2008, 08:28 PM

Ya know, I clicked on the first one, and I would normally click the second even if there's a warning saying "not for the squeamish"

But not if that warning comes from CoasterMatt.

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Betty Kicking up my heels! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The Silver State Posts: 3,783	Go in for a C-section - and come out with no arms and no legs! WTF! Even better (or rather worse) is that they won't tell her why because it invades another patients rights. __________________ Nee Stell Thue
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CoasterMatt BRAAAAAAAINS! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: One Step Beyond... Posts: 8,802	Here's an illustration to go with the ASU Milk story- Spoiler: Not for the squeamish Spoiler: __________________ Do you like my photography? Visit photosbymatt.tumblr.com to purchase prints!
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innerSpaceman Kink of Swank Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Inner Space Posts: 13,075	Ya know, I clicked on the first one, and I would normally click the second even if there's a warning saying "not for the squeamish" But not if that warning comes from CoasterMatt.
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