So, I'm wondering.

[€uroMeinke]

I wonder why the bible can't be a delightful hilarious read

[Eliza Hodgkins 1812]

Originally Posted by €uroMeinke

I wonder why the bible can't be a delightful hilarious read

Oh, I think it can. Job is great physical comedy.

[€uroMeinke]

Originally Posted by Eliza Hodgkins 1812

Oh, I think it can. Job is great physical comedy.

Heh, that was exactly the book I read that convinced me, I'd never be a Christian.

[SacTown Chronic]

Originally Posted by €uroMeinke

I wonder why the bible can't be a delightful hilarious read

"You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence...gotta get me some of that." ~ Stewie Griffin, Family Guy

[tracilicious]

Now I'm wondering how Tref knows there are no phones in heaven.

I'm also wondering if it looks like I stole Tref's book of love thing, when in actuallity I'm just a slow typer.

I'm wondering why Tref and I can make a reference to the exact same thing, yet his turns out infinitely funnier than mine.

I'm wondering if I really am getting stupider with each passing moment or if it just feels that way.

I'm wondering if I should be ending these sentences with questions marks.

I'm wondering how many years it will take me to get to a thousand posts.

[Ghoulish Delight]

I wonder where I'm going for lunch. It's on the department (I think we're treating a new hire to a welcome lunch or something).

I'm wondering if I'm going to have to brush off the VCR to make sure both Arrested Development and Desparate Housewives get recorded, 'cause they keep changing AD's time slot which screws with the DH recording on the Replay.

I'm beginning to wonder if this is going to be one of those days where nothing I try to get done at work actually works right.

[Eliza Hodgkins 1812]

I wonder if I'll be able to swing for this t-shirt after my next paycheck. I want it want it want it.

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[€uroMeinke]

I wonder how I can be so bored and it's not even 10:00 AM. I wonder if I can leave early today, I wonder how my presentation will go tomorrow, I wonder how much time I'll actually take to go over it. I wonder if I'll make it to the park tomorrow. I wonder if Steph will beat the snow storms. I wonder if Steph has a ride from the airport. I wonder if we're insured today.

[Eliza Hodgkins 1812]

I'm wondering why some woman here are going out of their way to avoid having sex with their husbands.

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Originally Posted by LSPE

I wonder if I will ever not be in the mood for throwing.

I thought it would never happen. I really, really thought that. But sometimes, I just don't want to. It's not often, though. There are plenty of times when I think all day "when I get home, I'm going to throw something his way." (thanks to STC, now that'll be the terminology I use ) But I NEVER think all day "he sure ain't getting any tonight!" Seems like a sad thing to think about. Pondering withholding, on purpose?

Originally Posted by Eliza Hodgkins 1812

I'm wondering why some woman here are going out of their way to avoid having sex with their husbands.

That makes two of us, darling. When I do have to say no, I'm not in the mood, it kills me. I feel so bad, not just for him, but because I'm missing out too. But some nights it just ain't in the cards. Some days aren't good days to go to Disneyland either.

LSPE - I sometimes wake up with a bitten tongue. Ow.

Originally Posted by EH1812

I didn't mind. It was happy and pretty sounding and made me smile and blush lots.

I'm so impressed at EH's honesty...I, too, don't mind hearing such things.

I'm wondering if the Tiki Room will live up to the hype.