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JWBear · 09-30-2008, 04:52 PM

Woman Wearing Cow Suit Charged With Disorderly Conduct

Tom · 09-30-2008, 06:13 PM

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Woman Wearing Cow Suit Charged With Disorderly Conduct

I can't look at this picture and JWBear's sig line under it without thinking that it is a quote from the woman in the picture.

Disneyphile · 09-30-2008, 04:56 PM

Or, was it disudderly conduct?

I should write these damn headlines.

Kevy Baby · 09-30-2008, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Disneyphile

Or, was it disudderly conduct?

That was udderly ridiculous.

Disneyphile · 09-30-2008, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

That was udderly ridiculous.

You know me. I'll milk it for all it's worth.

Morrigoon · 10-01-2008, 03:52 PM

This seems appropriate for the month of October:

Coffin elevator kills funeral home worker:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26978142/

Ghoulish Delight · 10-02-2008, 09:24 AM

Ever feel like the weather always seems the worst on weekends?

You may be right! According to a German study that compiled 15 years of weather data, Saturdays have the most rain, Sundays are the cloudiest, and Wednesdays are the warmest.

Stupidly they are claiming a causal effect from work week traffic (a week's worth of traffic allows particulate matter to accumulate in the atmosphere and encourage condensation/clouds/precipitation). It's a good hypothesis, but certainly not supported by study.

link

Ghoulish Delight · 10-02-2008, 11:04 AM

Robber uses Craigslist want ad to aid in robbery

cirquelover · 10-02-2008, 11:31 AM

I thought the robber was clever in using decoys near the bank but why get away in an innertube?!

Capt Jack · 10-02-2008, 11:52 AM

09-30-2008, 04:52 PM	#1
JWBear Worn Romantic Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Long Beach California Posts: 8,435	Woman Wearing Cow Suit Charged With Disorderly Conduct __________________ Unrestrained frivolity will lead to the downfall of modern society.
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Disneyphile SQUIRREL! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: On the curbside. Posts: 5,098	Or, was it disudderly conduct? I should write these damn headlines.
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10-01-2008, 03:52 PM	#6
Morrigoon I throw stones at houses Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Location: Location Posts: 9,534	This seems appropriate for the month of October: Coffin elevator kills funeral home worker: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26978142/ __________________ http://bash.org/?top "It is useless for sheep to pass a resolution in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion." -- William Randolph Inge
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10-02-2008, 09:24 AM	#7
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	Ever feel like the weather always seems the worst on weekends? You may be right! According to a German study that compiled 15 years of weather data, Saturdays have the most rain, Sundays are the cloudiest, and Wednesdays are the warmest. Stupidly they are claiming a causal effect from work week traffic (a week's worth of traffic allows particulate matter to accumulate in the atmosphere and encourage condensation/clouds/precipitation). It's a good hypothesis, but certainly not supported by study. link __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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10-02-2008, 11:04 AM	#8
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	Robber uses Craigslist want ad to aid in robbery __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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10-02-2008, 11:31 AM	#9
cirquelover Cruising around in my automobile... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Oregon Posts: 2,617	I thought the robber was clever in using decoys near the bank but why get away in an innertube?!
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10-02-2008, 11:52 AM	#10
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