Favorite C o c k Name - Page 7

LSPoorEeyorick · 10-18-2005, 06:00 AM

There seems to be a dirth of positive words for the female genitalia.

There's p u s s y. One must set aside one's angst over anthropomorphism, but I can see the logic-- a man who pets his pet pussycats very skillfully would also pet his girlfriend's pussycat with masterful finnesse. Ladies, find a cat man. Cat man do!

I like that word enough, but like dick it has some negative connotations. Not as negative as c u n t. I have a vague desire to reclaim that word as something positive, but I can't bring myself to it. I'm sure that Dumbledore would tell me that fear of a name promotes fear of a thing itself. Which stands to reason, since I have often thought society viewed the penis as an object of humor, and the vagina as an object of fear.

(death rattle) rosebud... (/death rattle)

Gemini Cricket · 10-18-2005, 06:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Not Afraid

OK. I didn't need that mental picture guys! You're in BOSTON!

Oh my! I didn't think of it in that way, Ms. Afraid!

Or did I?

I really didn't.

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I call bad drivers 'fu ck sticks' all the time. I guess that qualifies as a c o c k name.

Gemini Cricket · 10-18-2005, 07:04 AM

Some names:

blue-veined junket pumper
blue-veiner
boner
dick
ding dong
dipstick
dong
dork
doughnut holder
firm worm
hang down
hard on
John Thomas
knob
love muscle
love stick
love truncheon
meat
meat whistle
member
ol' one-eye
one-eyed trouser snake
one-eyed wonder willie
pecker
pee-pee
percy
peter
piece of pork
pink oboe
pole
pork sword
prick
purple-headed trouser snake
pus sy plunger
rod
salty dog
schlong
skin flute
spunk stick
stiffy
swinging banger
third leg (or if you're small 'third thumb')
throbber
throbbing python of love
trouser trout
wang
wee-wee
weiner
weinie
wife's best friend
willy
woody

Kevy Baby · 10-18-2005, 07:13 AM

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Originally Posted by LSPoorEeyorick

Which stands to reason, since I have often thought society viewed the penis as an object of humor, and the vagina as an object of fear.

To many men in society (and I won't even limit it to breeders), the vagina is a scary thing. It is far too complex to understand. Since the natural instinct of the male is to procreate (find a hole to put the dumb stick in), discovering the unique attributes of this mystery place is just not on the agenda. Where's the freakin' clitoris? What's the difference between the labia majora and labia minora? AAARRGGHHH there's just too much goin' on down there!

Darwin does not allow for foreplay - it's just do the deed, deposit the baby batter and go on your merry way.

Kevy Baby · 10-18-2005, 07:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

Some names:

wee-wee

"Oh baby, you're making me hot the way you suck my wee-wee"

Gemini Cricket · 10-18-2005, 07:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

"Oh baby, you're making me hot the way you suck my wee-wee"

Hem hem. To clarify: KB was just quoting me, not talking to me.

Cadaverous Pallor · 10-18-2005, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by LSPoorEeyorick

I'm sure that Dumbledore would tell me that fear of a name promotes fear of a thing itself.

Now envisioning Harry having this conversation with Dumbledore. Heh. I'm sure you fanfic people would do better justice than I could...

I've reclaimed c u n t, though I also use it as an insult. It's the worst things I can call a woman...yet it's also one of the hottest words in bed....go figure.

Same is true for c o c k though.

Not Afraid · 10-18-2005, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

I call my dick 'Him'.

As in:
"I whipped out my Him to take a leak earlier today."

I found out yesterterday while talking to TheaterTech that there is a Christian rock band named Him. My response was....That's what GC calls his weewee.

Oh dear.

Moonliner · 10-18-2005, 03:48 PM

Anyone speak Japanese?

I know they have a slang word/phrase that fits this thread. It's english equivilant would be "purple katana".

Gn2Dlnd · 10-18-2005, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Not Afraid

I found out yesterterday while talking to TheaterTech that there is a Christian rock band named Him.

Okay, this is too much imagery. TheatreTech, Christian rock bands, and euphemisms for penis. I feel faint. (fans self furiously)

10-18-2005, 06:00 AM	#61
LSPoorEeyorick scribblin' Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: in the moment Posts: 3,872	There seems to be a dirth of positive words for the female genitalia. There's p u s s y. One must set aside one's angst over anthropomorphism, but I can see the logic-- a man who pets his pet pussycats very skillfully would also pet his girlfriend's pussycat with masterful finnesse. Ladies, find a cat man. Cat man do! I like that word enough, but like dick it has some negative connotations. Not as negative as c u n t. I have a vague desire to reclaim that word as something positive, but I can't bring myself to it. I'm sure that Dumbledore would tell me that fear of a name promotes fear of a thing itself. Which stands to reason, since I have often thought society viewed the penis as an object of humor, and the vagina as an object of fear. (death rattle) rosebud... (/death rattle) Last edited by LSPoorEeyorick : 10-18-2005 at 06:10 AM.
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10-18-2005, 07:04 AM	#63
Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	Some names: blue-veined junket pumper blue-veiner boner dick ding dong dipstick dong dork doughnut holder firm worm hang down hard on John Thomas knob love muscle love stick love truncheon meat meat whistle member ol' one-eye one-eyed trouser snake one-eyed wonder willie pecker pee-pee percy peter piece of pork pink oboe pole pork sword prick purple-headed trouser snake pus sy plunger rod salty dog schlong skin flute spunk stick stiffy swinging banger third leg (or if you're small 'third thumb') throbber throbbing python of love trouser trout wang wee-wee weiner weinie wife's best friend willy woody
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Moonliner 8/30/14 - Disneyland -10k or Bust. Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 9,022	Anyone speak Japanese? I know they have a slang word/phrase that fits this thread. It's english equivilant would be "purple katana". __________________ - Taking it one step at a time.
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