WTF Stories of the Week - Page 79

Kevy Baby · 11-12-2008, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by bewitched

I wouldn't be happy either if the whole world now knew I had genital warts.

Do you?

bewitched · 11-12-2008, 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

Do you?

Thankfully, no.

Nor, thankfully, do I have a penis...a grossly mishandled one at that.

Kevy Baby · 11-12-2008, 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by bewitched

Thankfully, no.

I don't know if you can be trusted. I think we will need photographic evidence.

Morrigoon · 11-12-2008, 03:02 PM

Haha... the irony of it being the Royal Darwin Hospital

Kevy Baby · 11-12-2008, 05:09 PM

Fleeing cops? Don't give them your ID first
Driver charged after handing over license at checkpoint and speeding away

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PORTSMOUTH, N.H. - It perhaps wasn't the most well thought out escape

Police say a man handed over his license and registration at a sobriety checkpoint during the weekend, then peeled out and sped away, almost hitting an officer.

DOH!

Ghoulish Delight · 11-12-2008, 05:51 PM

New golf club improves flow of the game - it's a urinal

Ummmmmm, no, I'll hold it thanks.

Ghoulish Delight · 11-13-2008, 09:36 AM

Checking expedia......now.

SzczerbiakManiac · 11-13-2008, 12:37 PM

I wasn't sure if this post fit better in this thread or in the Vent thread. Feel free to move if appropriate.

We (the help desk I work at) just received this e-mail request:

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Would someone please take a look at our Conference Rooms A and B Windows Media QuickTime.

Is that like Microsoft Apple computer?
Or the Ford Cadillac car?
Or the Coca Pepsi Cola beverage?
Or Sacramento, New York?

or Hollywood, Florida?

Moonliner · 11-13-2008, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by SzczerbiakManiac

I wasn't sure if this post fit better in this thread or in the Vent thread. Feel free to move if appropriate.

We (the help desk I work at) just received this e-mail request:Is that like Microsoft Apple computer?
Or the Ford Cadillac car?
Or the Coca Pepsi Cola beverage?
Or Sacramento, New York?

or Hollywood, Florida?

Please, if we are going to have admins running around putting posts where they actually belong..... We better hire some full time admins.

Oh, I guess that's a rant also. If you move Sczc's you can move this along with it.

Cadaverous Pallor · 11-13-2008, 01:50 PM

Maybe they wanted you to look at Windows Media in "QuickTime", as in "Double Time, Look Sharp!"

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Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	New golf club improves flow of the game - it's a urinal Ummmmmm, no, I'll hold it thanks. __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	Checking expedia......now. __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	Maybe they wanted you to look at Windows Media in "QuickTime", as in "Double Time, Look Sharp!" __________________ The second star to the right shines in the night for you
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