WTF Stories of the Week - Page 82

Morrigoon · 11-20-2008, 02:36 PM

ewww!

bewitched · 11-20-2008, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Betty

Wash your hands! and cook your meat!

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Originally Posted by RStar

Egads, Betty! That's gross!

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Originally Posted by Morrigoon

ewww!

I really don't wanna look...but I'm not sure I can help myself.

Bornieo: Fully Loaded · 11-20-2008, 07:24 PM

Man Caught with Penis in Pasta Jar

http://www.theherald.com.au/news/loc...r/1363831.aspx

Best quote of the story...

Quote:

A search of his car uncovered pornography, a home-made sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.

CoasterMatt · 11-24-2008, 01:38 PM

I'm not even gonna click that link.

innerSpaceman · 11-24-2008, 01:41 PM

So, considering that a challenge ... i clicked, and it's completely safe for work. No images, just um, text, about the bizarre subject matter (and yes coming from someone who occassionally has the opportunity to .... well, ya know

)

innerSpaceman · 11-24-2008, 01:42 PM

So, considering that a challenge ... i clicked, and it's completely safe for work. No images, just um, text, about the bizarre subject matter (and yes, that judgment coming from someone who occassionally has the opportunity to .... well, ya know

)

JWBear · 11-24-2008, 01:44 PM

Whoa... deja vous.

Strangler Lewis · 11-24-2008, 01:45 PM

Loved the comments. I wonder if there are any placenta recipes there.

I'm kicking around a dystopic reality sci-fi story where the twist is that semen burns better than oil--resulting in immediate redeployment of our armed forces from the middle east.

Ghoulish Delight · 11-24-2008, 06:01 PM

File under "cruel and unusual":

Teens Sentenced to Manilow

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Fort Lupton Police recently caught members of a high school rock band and about a dozen or so others residents violating the town's noise ordinance. So as a form of punishment the town had them sit in a room for an hour and listen to everything from Barry Manilow to Barney the Purple Dinosaur.

Kevy Baby · 11-24-2008, 06:47 PM

Which is worse: listening to Manilow or Barney.

Personally, Barney is the biggest nightmare.

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In watching the video, one of the songs was "Come Sail Away" as done on South Park. Probably not the best choice as the teens probably watch South Park.

I was wondering if the bailiff has to sit in the room while the music is being played. What did he (or she) do to deserve that punishment?

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CoasterMatt BRAAAAAAAINS! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: One Step Beyond... Posts: 8,802	I'm not even gonna click that link. __________________ Do you like my photography? Visit photosbymatt.tumblr.com to purchase prints!
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11-24-2008, 01:41 PM	#5
innerSpaceman Kink of Swank Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Inner Space Posts: 13,075	So, considering that a challenge ... i clicked, and it's completely safe for work. No images, just um, text, about the bizarre subject matter (and yes coming from someone who occassionally has the opportunity to .... well, ya know )
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11-24-2008, 01:42 PM	#6
innerSpaceman Kink of Swank Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Inner Space Posts: 13,075	So, considering that a challenge ... i clicked, and it's completely safe for work. No images, just um, text, about the bizarre subject matter (and yes, that judgment coming from someone who occassionally has the opportunity to .... well, ya know )
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11-24-2008, 01:44 PM	#7
JWBear Worn Romantic Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Long Beach California Posts: 8,435	Whoa... deja vous. __________________ Unrestrained frivolity will lead to the downfall of modern society.
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11-24-2008, 01:45 PM	#8
Strangler Lewis Doing The Job Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: In a state Posts: 3,956	Loved the comments. I wonder if there are any placenta recipes there. I'm kicking around a dystopic reality sci-fi story where the twist is that semen burns better than oil--resulting in immediate redeployment of our armed forces from the middle east. __________________ Live now-pay later. Diner's Club!
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11-24-2008, 06:47 PM	#10
Kevy Baby Chowder Head Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Yes Posts: 18,500	Which is worse: listening to Manilow or Barney. Personally, Barney is the biggest nightmare. ________________ In watching the video, one of the songs was "Come Sail Away" as done on South Park. Probably not the best choice as the teens probably watch South Park. I was wondering if the bailiff has to sit in the room while the music is being played. What did he (or she) do to deserve that punishment? __________________ The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot verify their validity. - Abraham Lincoln
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