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Betty · 11-25-2008, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Capt Jack

in a word?

no

in more than one word?

never again

Ooh. Inquiring minds want to know!

Capt Jack · 11-25-2008, 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Betty

Ooh. Inquiring minds want to know!

lets go with

it was a costume and definitely NOT my idea...but rarely can I refuse the request of a beautiful woman. truly, moreso tights than "mantyhose", although I cant really imagine them being different

except mine didnt have the "comfort panel" sewn in so I made my own...so yes, not only hose, but crotchless to boot

and before you ask, yes, there are pictures...and never shall eyes fall upon them again (even if I actually knew where they were)

Alex · 11-25-2008, 07:50 AM

That it is a word as ugly as herstory.

Alex · 11-25-2008, 10:10 AM

I'm not opposed to the idea of pantyhose. When I was running, I ran in just lycra running shorts which actually was very comfortable.

The problem with full leg tight covering like pantyhose, though, I can't think of how you'd put them on so that every single one of my leg hairs wouldn't end up being pushed in the wrong (and uncomfortable) position. I could shave my legs but can barely be bothered to shave my face regularly so that would be a losing battle.

But all style is inherently silly and arbitrary so if this caught on it wouldn't be any sillier than t-shirts.

Not Afraid · 11-25-2008, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Alex

The problem with full leg tight covering like pantyhose, though, I can't think of how you'd put them on so that every single one of my leg hairs wouldn't end up being pushed in the wrong (and uncomfortable) position.

I now am hosting a mental picture of your hairy legs in hose and each and every one of the hairs are moaning and groaning because they are uncomfortable.

Thanks.

Capt Jack · 11-25-2008, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Not Afraid

I now am hosting a mental picture of your hairy legs in hose and each and every one of the hairs are moaning and groaning because they are uncomfortable.

Thanks.

well, it sounds funny, but its accurate as 773H

Alex · 11-25-2008, 12:38 PM

You're most welcome.

Morrigoon · 11-25-2008, 02:06 PM

I don't get the need for a "comfort panel" Most pantyhose have a crotch halfway down to your knees anyway. The going joke is that a man must have invented them b/c no woman has a crotch that low.

Capt Jack · 11-25-2008, 03:20 PM

Ive known more than a few that would not only wear it but point to it and glare at you while waiting for their discount.

some of those oldsters are cheap, mean and downright belligerent about spending even a nickle more than they have to.

Betty · 11-25-2008, 06:10 PM

AND it "brings plenty of smiles from onlookers"! What more could you want from a hat?

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Alex . Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,354	I'm not opposed to the idea of pantyhose. When I was running, I ran in just lycra running shorts which actually was very comfortable. The problem with full leg tight covering like pantyhose, though, I can't think of how you'd put them on so that every single one of my leg hairs wouldn't end up being pushed in the wrong (and uncomfortable) position. I could shave my legs but can barely be bothered to shave my face regularly so that would be a losing battle. But all style is inherently silly and arbitrary so if this caught on it wouldn't be any sillier than t-shirts.
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Morrigoon I throw stones at houses Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Location: Location Posts: 9,534	I don't get the need for a "comfort panel" Most pantyhose have a crotch halfway down to your knees anyway. The going joke is that a man must have invented them b/c no woman has a crotch that low. __________________ http://bash.org/?top "It is useless for sheep to pass a resolution in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion." -- William Randolph Inge
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Capt Jack check your head Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,174	Ive known more than a few that would not only wear it but point to it and glare at you while waiting for their discount. some of those oldsters are cheap, mean and downright belligerent about spending even a nickle more than they have to. __________________ a clear conscience is a sure sign of a fuzzy memory
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Betty Kicking up my heels! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The Silver State Posts: 3,783	AND it "brings plenty of smiles from onlookers"! What more could you want from a hat? __________________ Nee Stell Thue
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