WTF Stories of the Week - Page 87

CoasterMatt · 12-02-2008, 10:14 PM

More Than 130,000 Inflatable Breasts Lost at Sea en route to AUSTRALIA

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Men's magazine Ralph was planning to include the boobs as a free gift with its January issue.

The cargo is worth about $200,000, which is another blow for publisher ACP's parent company PBL, which is already in $4.3 billion of debt.

A spokeswoman for Ralph said the container left docks in Beijing two weeks ago but turned up empty in Sydney this week.

The magazine has put out an alert to shipping authorities to see if they have the container, but if they don't turn up in the next 48 hours it will be too late for the next issue, she said.

Ralph editor Santi Pintado urged anyone who has any information to contact the magazine.

"Unless Somali pirates have stolen them its difficult to explain where they are," Pintado told AAP.

Do you have any ideas what happened, lashbear?

JWBear · 12-02-2008, 10:17 PM

Kevy?

wendybeth · 12-02-2008, 10:19 PM

Nirvanaman?

Betty · 12-03-2008, 07:30 AM

I love the photo included in one article about this:

"Sink or swim ... an exhibit at Sydney's Sculptures by the Sea in 2001. Admittedly, not inflatable. "

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegrap...001021,00.html

bewitched · 12-03-2008, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Betty

I love the photo included in one article about this:

"Sink or swim ... an exhibit at Sydney's Sculptures by the Sea in 2001. Admittedly, not inflatable. "

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegrap...001021,00.html

I wonder if she has oversized arms.

alphabassettgrrl · 12-03-2008, 05:18 PM

Not looking for her arms.

Kevy Baby · 12-03-2008, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by alphabassettgrrl

Not looking for her arms.

She has arms?

Ghoulish Delight · 12-04-2008, 10:15 AM

Ripped from the pages of Duh Magazine:

Male science 'nerds' most likely to be virgins, study says

Get out of town!

bewitched · 12-05-2008, 07:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

Ripped from the pages of Duh Magazine:

Male science 'nerds' most likely to be virgins, study says

Get out of town!

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However, the finding have been vigorously disputed by male science graduates.

We do TO have sex, we DO!

Tom · 12-04-2008, 01:41 PM

I liked this line from the science nerds article:

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Males in the study were less likely to have had sex as a group compared to the group of females in the sample.

I like thinking that someone intended the ambiguity and slipped it by an editor.

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Betty Kicking up my heels! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The Silver State Posts: 3,783	I love the photo included in one article about this: "Sink or swim ... an exhibit at Sydney's Sculptures by the Sea in 2001. Admittedly, not inflatable. " http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegrap...001021,00.html __________________ Nee Stell Thue
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Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	Ripped from the pages of Duh Magazine: Male science 'nerds' most likely to be virgins, study says Get out of town! __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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