So, I'm wondering.

[DwoernAdale]

I wonder if my wife thought it was a line(that I thought she was sexy pregnant)

I wonder why I'm perfectly fine posting on other non-disney related boards, to the tune of 1,000+ post counts, but never feel up to snuff to post amongst the swanky posters here

I wonder if the wit and style of this community is too intimidating for me

I wonder if I have an inferiority complex

I wonder if I have low self esteem

I wonder if, like Ally, I am just painfully shy

I wonder if I'm afraid I will sound ignorant...or ill-informed...or just plain stupid

I wonder if I AM ignorant, ill-informed, or just plain stupid!

I wonder if anyone at LoT thinks I'm creepy because I lurk ALOT but hardly ever post

I wonder if I sound whinny right about now

I wonder if anyone realizes its threads like this that keep me lurking so faithfully, and laughing so hysterically

I wonder if I will cringe as I hit submit reply...no, I'm pretty sure I will

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Originally Posted by Claire

I wonder if SacTown got any last night? I know I did.

over here too....I wonder how many swankers got some last night, if not directly because of SacTown's post, at least indirectly?

Originally Posted by MickeyLumbo

i'm wondering when GD and CP will be parents.

I'm wondering when iSm and zapp will be parents.

I wonder why DwoernAdale thinks he's not swanky enough for us. We're just a bunch of dorks with a swanky front, is all.

Eliza - Roald Dahl did it. Adult books with adult themes, kids books galore, both with his real name on the cover. It's not unheard of. Me, I'd totally go with a pseudonym, just because Dr. Seuss' story tickles me. He used the pseudonym because he thought one day he'd write "real" books for adults, so he was saving his real name for that. Funny.

I always thought I'd go with the last name "Carroll" as an homage to Lewis Carroll - and then, my books would be right next to Alice on the shelves of children's libraries everywhere. *dreamy sigh*

[Claire]

Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor

I wonder how many swankers got some last night, if not directly because of SacTown's post, at least indirectly?

I'm thinking my sexcapades last night were due to the 1-2-3 punch of too much wine, Simon LeBon's ass, and my guy-that-got-away's eyes. I'm thinking my husband won't like that last reason....but um, I think as long as I "throw some his way" he's all right.

I wonder how I can make it easier to type while licking Portia's SLUT right off that shirt? As you can see, I've already licked the S off.....now I'm just working on the LUT.

[MerryPrankster]

Originally Posted by Claire

I wonder how I can make it easier to type while licking Portia's SLUT right off that shirt? As you can see, I've already licked the S off.....now I'm just working on the LUT.

Mmmm...LUT. I wonder if it's cherry flavored.


Oh crap, I wonder if I'm burning dinner....

[SacTown Chronic]

Originally Posted by Claire

I wonder how I can make it easier to type while licking Portia's SLUT right off that shirt? As you can see, I've already licked the S off.....now I'm just working on the LUT.

I wouldn't mind helping you with that T.

[Eliza Hodgkins 1812]

Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor

I always thought I'd go with the last name "Carroll" as an homage to Lewis Carroll - and then, my books would be right next to Alice on the shelves of children's libraries everywhere. *dreamy sigh*

I think I might even have a name all picked out.

And, have you ever read Jonathan Carroll's work? I think you'd like him, and it's funny, 'cause he creates strange Wonderlands as well. Carroll's creat strange worlds. So you could totally be a Carroll.

[SacTown Chronic]

Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor

Eliza - Roald Dahl did it. Adult books with adult themes, kids books galore, both with his real name on the cover. It's not unheard of.

Judy Blume.

She totally sparked my imagination when I was a kid and then turned me on as an adult.

[LSPoorEeyorick]

Sue Johanssen, of Talk Sex with Sue Johanssen, the nifty better-than-lovelines Canadian show on Oxygen, says most couples are lucky to go once a week.

Hey now, if you get into pregnant-women-sexy-as-beached whales, you have to get into chubby-women-sexy-as-beached-whales. And I know men who'd surely disagree. It's all a matter of taste. Also, the actual whales are offended by your presumption that they aren't sexy. Their whale companions don't see why you don't see they're beautiful.

I wonder what the average is for whales?

[SacTown Chronic]

Originally Posted by LSPoorEeyorick

Sue Johanssen, of Talk Sex with Sue Johanssen, the nifty better-than-lovelines Canadian show on Oxygen, says most couples are lucky to go once a week.

I love that show! She sure knows her way around a vibrator.

[tracilicious]

Originally Posted by LSPoorEeyorick

Sue Johanssen, of Talk Sex with Sue Johanssen, the nifty better-than-lovelines Canadian show on Oxygen, says most couples are lucky to go once a week.

Hey now, if you get into pregnant-women-sexy-as-beached whales, you have to get into chubby-women-sexy-as-beached-whales. And I know men who'd surely disagree. It's all a matter of taste. Also, the actual whales are offended by your presumption that they aren't sexy. Their whale companions don't see why you don't see they're beautiful.

I wonder what the average is for whales?

I think whales are beautiful. Even the ugly ones. But they don't turn me on. Then again, neither does any animal. Which is, I'm assuming, how it should be. I halfway believe men who say that they find their pregnant wives sexy. It just makes one wonder how a guy finds a drastically different shape than one was seven months ago sexy.

I wonder why sea lions are called sea lions and not called their own name, say moogu, and land lions are not called land moogu. Can't each animal just have it's own name. They don't even look similar.