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03-10-2005, 03:58 PM
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Sputnik Sweetheart
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So, I'm wondering.
I'm wondering what food, other than asparagus, can make one's urine smell like asparagus has been eaten. I'm wondering becasue I cannot stand that smell, and would like to only have to experience it after eating asparagus, a vegetable I love. It's a worthy sacrifice then. If I can avoid eating this other thing, I'd prefer to do so, because YUCK.
I'm wondering why there isn't a cure for acne, yet. I'm also wondering about all this certified mail I have to prepare for mailing right now. It's already been sealed. Why is it so important? What are you wondering about? |
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03-10-2005, 04:04 PM
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I'm wondering why it is that men and women seem to speak such different languages.
Why isnt it as simple, as I like you, you like me, why cant we just shag? Why can I not find the Dasani lemon water anywhere but the cold case at VONS? Why did no one proofread the circular BEFORE it was sent out to all the sites, now causing many many confused phone calls. Who broke the revolving tray in the microwave? And why wont they fess up? Why havent they devolped a cure for rosecea that works for me? Why cant I be taller? Why cant I have more confidence?
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03-10-2005, 04:15 PM
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the myth of the dream
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I'm wondering why EH 1812 cares that her urine smells like asparagus.
I'm also wondering what the odds are that Crystal will throw one my way tonight.
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03-10-2005, 05:03 PM
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Because it is pungent. And I fear other people in stalls next to me will notice it. It’s unusual and makes me wonder if it’s signs of a cancer slowly taking hold of my body. It's a sick smell. |
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03-10-2005, 05:11 PM
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the myth of the dream
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Now I'm wondering if EH 1812 is drinking enough water. I'm also wondering why my answer to almost every potential medical type situation is "drink more water".
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03-10-2005, 05:49 PM
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Also, to answer your question, I NEVER drink enough water. I have to force myself to remember to drink it. But this is an exceptional odor. I mean, there's strong pee smell. And then there's asparagus pee smell, and apparently something LIKE aparagus pee smell. I might take Chris' advice to self and drink some pineapple juice in addition to your veiled advice to drink more water. Though I thought pineapple juice was more about deodorizing unpleasant sperm smell than anything else. |
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03-11-2005, 10:06 AM
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I was wondering the same thing. I'm also wondering when Michael will take my advice and drink more water. That mans pee can stink. I'm wondering now whether Michael is wondering if I'm going to throw one his way tonight. He better not get his hopes up. We've got a lot to do. I'm wondering if Michael really doesn't resent diminished pregnancy sex drive. I'm wondering if that was way too much information to share. I'm wondering how long the weather will stay nice before it turns to sweltering. I'm wondering if I'll get so big that I will explode. Or worse, not fit into rides at Disneyland. I wonder wonder wonder whoooo-ooooo-oooo, who wrote the book of love?
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03-10-2005, 04:29 PM
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OMG....this thread is right up my alley! My mind is always going a mile a minute with crazy thoughts and wonderment.
~I'm wondering if GC and LSPE are having nice birthdays... I'm hoping they are. ~I'm wondering if my husband might pass out. He had oral surgery today and he hasn't eaten anything. He's now on percocet and Diet Pepsi. I'm watching him closely. ~I'm wondering how long our Spring-like weather will last. It is so gorgeous today. The sky is the most beautiful shade of blue. ~I'm wondering if I have a bag of TJ's asparagus in the freezer. ~I'm wondering if STC will get one thrown his way tonight. 
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03-10-2005, 04:37 PM
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STC's wondering makes me wonder why we don't have a national Sex Day. Or Get Laid Day. Or Get Off Day. I'm open to name suggestions.
This wondering caused me to enter "national sex day" into google. What kind of a social commentary is it that the sites I get are about national sex offenders, World AIDS Day, and Prevent Teen Pregancy Day? Why are all our "days" depressing ones?
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03-10-2005, 04:42 PM
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