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Bornieo: Fully Loaded · 04-14-2005, 12:20 AM

This has been my week: Boxing up crap at work. Books, computers, files, bookcases, pens, pencils, everything.

Come today I get a call from my mom who says she has a ticket to a show at the Thousand Oaks Civic Arts Plaza. She can't go so, she wants to give me the ticket. I race to her house from work in Studio City and make it to the show about 5 minutes before curtain. I don't know what I'm going to watch. The audience is filled with Senior Citizens and I can feel my youth being sucked from my body.

The show starts and my first impression was - WTF?

It was an agonizing 2 1/2 hours of pure, unquestioned l!#^(#)Q$. The ticket should have had a disclaimer of "Please drink heavily before coming to the show AND if you have any LSD, ****in' go for it!!"

I have never seen anything that uninteresting and plain dumb in my whole life. Who would pay good money to see this **** and who in their right mind would ever say, "hey, let's put on a 2 hour plus snooze fest that will make people wonder what the **** they did with their time." A cow walking across a pasture full of **** would make a better show.

3 acts of confusing dancing, music and general nonsense. The first act was this. We start with a painting of a woman on a swing with some dude (the "slaveboy") in tights pushing her and lying on the ground in a picnic setting is some other jerk (the "jerk"). The curtain parts and they reveal the scene with real people and for the next hour, we watch the guy pushing the girl, they laugh, he pushes, they laugh,they laugh, he pushes, they laugh they laugh, he pushes, they laugh etc. Then the Jerk leaves to get more wine, which apparently was finished off by the writer of this stinkfest because you'd have to be pretty ****in' pickled to write such crap. Meanwhile the two remaining laugh, and ride the swing and laugh, and apparently, and I don't know for "sure," they do the nasty. Yep, they bump ugly on the swing. Back and forth, laughing, Back and forth, laughing. Finally the jerk comes back and they laugh some more and then the two men suddenly switch places. The jerk pushes while Ron Jeremy lies back and giggles. END!

WTF?

I actually left the theater puzzled.

04-14-2005, 12:20 AM	#1
Bornieo: Fully Loaded Lego Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Disneyland, USA Posts: 3,704	Avoid Contact This has been my week: Boxing up crap at work. Books, computers, files, bookcases, pens, pencils, everything. Come today I get a call from my mom who says she has a ticket to a show at the Thousand Oaks Civic Arts Plaza. She can't go so, she wants to give me the ticket. I race to her house from work in Studio City and make it to the show about 5 minutes before curtain. I don't know what I'm going to watch. The audience is filled with Senior Citizens and I can feel my youth being sucked from my body. The show starts and my first impression was - WTF? It was an agonizing 2 1/2 hours of pure, unquestioned l!#^(#)Q$. The ticket should have had a disclaimer of "Please drink heavily before coming to the show AND if you have any LSD, **in' go for it!!" I have never seen anything that uninteresting and plain dumb in my whole life. Who would pay good money to see this and who in their right mind would ever say, "hey, let's put on a 2 hour plus snooze fest that will make people wonder what the they did with their time." A cow walking across a pasture full of would make a better show. 3 acts of confusing dancing, music and general nonsense. The first act was this. We start with a painting of a woman on a swing with some dude (the "slaveboy") in tights pushing her and lying on the ground in a picnic setting is some other jerk (the "jerk"). The curtain parts and they reveal the scene with real people and for the next hour, we watch the guy pushing the girl, they laugh, he pushes, they laugh,they laugh, he pushes, they laugh they laugh, he pushes, they laugh etc. Then the Jerk leaves to get more wine, which apparently was finished off by the writer of this stinkfest because you'd have to be pretty **in' pickled to write such crap. Meanwhile the two remaining laugh, and ride the swing and laugh, and apparently, and I don't know for "sure," they do the nasty. Yep, they bump ugly on the swing. Back and forth, laughing, Back and forth, laughing. Finally the jerk comes back and they laugh some more and then the two men suddenly switch places. The jerk pushes while Ron Jeremy lies back and giggles. END! WTF? I actually left the theater puzzled.
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