Here Comes The Sanrio Bride..

AllyOops! · 07-11-2005, 05:53 PM

Should I ever decide to get married and make that beautiful trip down the altar, well, first I'll need to be chloroformed.

But baby, I want to be chloroformally betrothed in this wedding dress!

You KNOW if it could speak, it would scream Ally. It's pink. It has Hello Kitty. It looks like a swirly birthday cake. And I just love it.

Hello, you bridal Kitty

*This is one of my absolute favorite sites in the world, UglyDress.com! I entertain myself for hours on this site! I feel a major surge of posted ugly dress links comin' on. This Thread will have 700 posts. All by me.

AllyOops! · 07-11-2005, 06:06 PM

I always said I wanted a Vegas wedding, I just never had the dream dress to accompany it..

Now I Do

Dreamy Sigh..every little girl dreams of looking like a sequined, pearl-encrusted hooch on her wedding day. Why save it for your husband-to-be, when you can flash it to his best man, groomsmen, your family, his family and anybody lucky enough to attend your Showgirl extravaganza? Why would any girl in love want to look like the bride when you can look like the entertainment your groom undoubtedly slobbered all over the night before when she lapdanced for him at his drunken, debaucherous bachelor party that somehow included 50 more random strangers from the Glitter Gulch and a donkey?

Vegas, here I come!

Prudence · 07-11-2005, 06:21 PM

Ally, dahling, get your fanny over to uglyweddingdress.net Toot Sweet!

€uroMeinke · 07-11-2005, 06:25 PM

Kawii!

libraryvixen · 07-11-2005, 07:53 PM

Man... that's going down with my fugly sites!

more entertainment at work!

mistyisjafo · 07-11-2005, 08:58 PM

WOW, that site takes hours to get through because you have to read what the notes are after taking 5 minutes to recoup from laughing at the ugly dresses!!

Moonliner · 07-11-2005, 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AllyOfTheDolls

Should I ever decide to get married and make that beautiful trip down the altar, well, first I'll need to be chloroformed.

But baby, I want to be chloroformally betrothed in this wedding dress!

So I guess the bridesmaids would wear....

Kevy Baby · 07-11-2005, 10:31 PM

...and the honeymoon accessory of choice would be this. (NSFW)

€uroMeinke · 07-11-2005, 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

...and the honeymoon accessory of choice would be this. (NSFW)

Dang that's one expensive vibrator - that Cat must have some purr...

Kevy Baby · 07-11-2005, 11:17 PM

Man, there are all sorts of warped Hello Kitty items (all images are links to the respective sites):

I thought $80 was kinda steep for a 2-port USB hub until I read this:

Quote:

Hello Kitty responds to your keyboard motion by talking and moving!

Hello Kitty will talk with you along with the input motion of the keyboard (moves both arms and head). Hello Kitty is able to talk in both Japanese and English. The languages can be switched. There is an English or Japanese manual available to you.

Of course, the Hello Kitty Bong!

And the job is not complete until the paperwork is done

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AllyOops! It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Introspection Intersection Posts: 1,207	Here Comes The Sanrio Bride.. Should I ever decide to get married and make that beautiful trip down the altar, well, first I'll need to be chloroformed. But baby, I want to be chloroformally betrothed in this wedding dress! You KNOW if it could speak, it would scream Ally. It's pink. It has Hello Kitty. It looks like a swirly birthday cake. And I just love it. Hello, you bridal Kitty This is one of my absolute favorite sites in the world, UglyDress.com! I entertain myself for hours on this site! I feel a major surge of posted ugly dress links comin' on. This Thread will have 700 posts. All by me. Last edited by AllyOops! : 07-11-2005 at 06:11 PM.*
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AllyOops! It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Introspection Intersection Posts: 1,207	I always said I wanted a Vegas wedding, I just never had the dream dress to accompany it.. Now I Do Dreamy Sigh..every little girl dreams of looking like a sequined, pearl-encrusted hooch on her wedding day. Why save it for your husband-to-be, when you can flash it to his best man, groomsmen, your family, his family and anybody lucky enough to attend your Showgirl extravaganza? Why would any girl in love want to look like the bride when you can look like the entertainment your groom undoubtedly slobbered all over the night before when she lapdanced for him at his drunken, debaucherous bachelor party that somehow included 50 more random strangers from the Glitter Gulch and a donkey? Vegas, here I come!
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