Geek Pick Up Lines

[CoasterMatt]

* W-w-w-w-w-wo-would y-y-y-y-you g-g-g-g-go o-o-out w-w-w-w... ah, screw it.
* Tell me of this thing you humans call *dramatic pause* love.
* If you turn me down now, I will become more drunk than you can possibly imagine.
* They don't call me Bones because I'm a doctor.
* Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
* What's a nice girl like you doing in a wretched hive of scum and villany like this?
* You must be Windows 95 because you gots me so unstable.
* My 'up-time' is better than BSD.
* I can tell by your emoticons that you're looking for some company.
* Is that an iPod mini in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.
* Want to see my Red Hat?
* If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
* You had me at "Hello World."
* Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?
* You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
* By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.
* Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." *waves hand*
* You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime.
* Have you ever googled yourself?
* How about we do a little peer-to-peer saliva swapping?
* With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
* What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Farscape marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
* I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
* Is that a spare Vulcan ear in your pocket or... well, I'm just asking because some jerk in the parking lot pulled off one of my Vulcan ears.
* Someone must have shot you with a phaser set on 'stunning.'
* I can't help it -- my eyes are trapped in the gravitational field of your breasts!!
* Nice Set of Floppies!
* Hey, how 'bout I take off your cover and insert a bigger CPU.
* I'd like to play on your laptop.
* Need me to unzip your files?
* If you were an ISP, I'd dial you all day long!
* I'd like to boot up your PC!
* I'll bet my hard drive is the biggest you've ever seen!
* I've got a 21 inch... (monitor)
* I wish to uncompress you over *all* my disk space.
* Oh little processer of my desire!
* Be the hard drive of my dreams.
* I want all of our functions to be read/write.
* Living with you is like virtual reality.
* We can make beautiful .wav files together.
* May we never have any bad CRC's.
* I output gibberish as you tap my keypad.
* Before you, I was a PC without a power outlet.
* Let's interface our hardware.
* Press any key to continue.
* May our communication always be synchronous.
* Don't worry, the first couple of times it's always Abort, Retry, Fail.
* I'll always have cache for you.
* I'd really like to integrate your curves.
* Our LoveRoutines link perfectly.
* Ever since I met you, I've been looping a recursive subroutine.
* No kinky Windows stuff.
* I think we should increase our bandwidth.
* Every once and a while two numbers meet, link, and become forever binary.
* Well, if that's how you feel, I guess it's time to upgrade.
* Oh, you found out about my backups, didn't you?
* Trust me, I'm user friendly.
* Well, now you've gone and killed my process.
* You can't exit yet, you still have stopped jobs!
* Phone for you, I think it's your motherboard.
* I'd get a T3 to watch your streaming video...
* Your homepage or mine?
* Is that Shai-Hulud, the life-giving spice-producing god-worm in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?"
* Forgive my Kirk-like boldness, but you wanna go back to my mom's place and watch 'Dr. Who'?
* How 'bout I slip into something more comfortable... like these STAR TREK VOYAGER pajamas!
* Your mouth says, 'Shields up!', but your eyes say, 'A hull breach is imminent.
* I sense something... a presence I've not felt since I saw you bend over the registration table."
* If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you watch me masturbate while I download pictures of Jeri Ryan?
* Hey, baby... Can we hook up, or does your ISP block port 23? We could always set up a proxy. I've got a great, big proxy.
* Wanna touch my white space?
* How about we go over to your place and test the spring coefficient of your matress?
* Let's go back to my place and do some research in applied fluid dynamics
* Baby, let's add you and me together, subtract our clothing, divide your legs, and multiply.
* Hey, I was wondering if you could integrate my natural log?
* I couldn't help noticing your RUBY red lips. And when I saw that delicious PEAR, I had to come over. You look like someone who appreciates good coding. I'm an expert on the back end... and I've got PERL... licked.