So is he gay or blind...?

SzczerbiakManiac · 05-17-2006, 10:14 AM

Check out this clip (work safe, Windows Media) of a newscaster making a "slight" derivation in adjectives describing a mountain climber.

SacTown Chronic · 05-17-2006, 10:16 AM

Silly woman, everyone knows gay people cannot climb mountains.

Not Afraid · 05-17-2006, 10:28 AM

That was great.

I hate when I say what I'm really thinking.

Gn2Dlnd · 05-17-2006, 10:30 AM

I prefer "vaginally challenged."

AllyOops! · 05-17-2006, 11:40 AM

I actually heard this clip on the Howard Stern Show on Sirius about a month ago (Mousepod, my only other fellow Howard addict, back me up!

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Thanks for the link, SM!

The Howard gang occasionally will bring out that clip, replay it, and die laughing. They love to play fumbling newscasters! Last Thursday, they played a news clip from a Pennsylvania-based newscaster who was talking about "the smoke-filled cockpit" but instead said "the c0ck-filled er, smoke-filled cockpit".

Personally, who wouldn't prefer a c0ck-filled smoke pit over a smoke-filled cockpit?

Ghoulish Delight · 05-17-2006, 11:44 AM

I thought it was doing it yourself that makes you blind. Who knew that it was any man, yourself or otherwise.

Cadaverous Pallor · 05-17-2006, 12:27 PM

It's all about her emphasis. Love it.

Motorboat Cruiser · 05-17-2006, 12:38 PM

Hmm, can't get it to play. I hate when that happens.

Gemini Cricket · 05-17-2006, 02:56 PM

lol!
Yeah, 'gay' and 'blind' sound a lot alike.

Cadaverous Pallor · 05-17-2006, 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Motorboat Cruiser

Hmm, can't get it to play. I hate when that happens.

Here's a youtube link instead.

05-17-2006, 10:14 AM	#1
SzczerbiakManiac "ZER-bee-ak" Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,409	So is he gay or blind...? Check out this clip (work safe, Windows Media) of a newscaster making a "slight" derivation in adjectives describing a mountain climber.
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05-17-2006, 10:16 AM	#2
SacTown Chronic the myth of the dream Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,217	Silly woman, everyone knows gay people cannot climb mountains.
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05-17-2006, 10:28 AM	#3
Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	That was great. I hate when I say what I'm really thinking.
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Gn2Dlnd Parmmadore Jim Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Casita del Queso Posts: 3,810	I prefer "vaginally challenged." __________________ Does anyone still wear a hat?
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05-17-2006, 11:40 AM	#5
AllyOops! It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Introspection Intersection Posts: 1,207	I actually heard this clip on the Howard Stern Show on Sirius about a month ago (Mousepod, my only other fellow Howard addict, back me up! ) Thanks for the link, SM! The Howard gang occasionally will bring out that clip, replay it, and die laughing. They love to play fumbling newscasters! Last Thursday, they played a news clip from a Pennsylvania-based newscaster who was talking about "the smoke-filled cockpit" but instead said "the c0ck-filled er, smoke-filled cockpit". Personally, who wouldn't prefer a c0ck-filled smoke pit over a smoke-filled cockpit?
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Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	I thought it was doing it yourself that makes you blind. Who knew that it was any man, yourself or otherwise. __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	It's all about her emphasis. Love it. __________________ The second star to the right shines in the night for you
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Motorboat Cruiser Cruiser of Motorboats Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: So Cal Posts: 3,665	Hmm, can't get it to play. I hate when that happens.
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05-17-2006, 02:56 PM	#9
Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	lol! Yeah, 'gay' and 'blind' sound a lot alike.
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