How to create a Roller Coaster Massacre in RCT

SzczerbiakManiac · 12-12-2006, 11:28 AM

Work safe (there's sound though), but unless you have a dark sense of humor, this will not be funny.

Ghoulish Delight · 12-12-2006, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by SzczerbiakManiac

Work safe (there's sound though), but unless you have a dark sense of humor, this will not be funny.

Dang, I don't have sound so I didn't get to hear the TMBG track.

But damn that looked satisfyingly fun. Can't that train read the sign? "No Entry!"

CoasterMatt · 12-12-2006, 11:52 AM

I used to drown unhappy guests in my RCT parks - even made a special 1 square water spot for the occasion.

Ghoulish Delight · 12-12-2006, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by CoasterMatt

I used to drown unhappy guests in my RCT parks - even made a special 1 square water spot for the occasion.

My brother in law trapped a single guest in his park, put him on a gigantic pedestal of land with nothing but a hamburger stand, then jacked the hamburger price up to $30. Dumb bastard never bought a hamburger.

Snowflake · 12-12-2006, 11:58 AM

Crud! At the office I get sound and no picture.

Damn Big Brother, this is work safe!

Motorboat Cruiser · 12-12-2006, 12:08 PM

Well, I must have a sense of humor as dark as tar because that was friggin' hilarious.

Cadaverous Pallor · 12-12-2006, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

My brother in law trapped a single guest in his park, put him on a gigantic pedestal of land with nothing but a hamburger stand, then jacked the hamburger price up to $30. Dumb bastard never bought a hamburger.

It must have been above a certain threshold for food prices, because he was starving to death. He had enough cash, but every time he finished his circuit of the tiny land and hit the booth again, he said "that's way too much!"

They did countless horrible things to that guy. I think among the cruelest was filling his little square with endless numbers of dancing Pandas.

It's funny, I think the massacre is easier to laugh at than picking on one poor guy for hours on end....though I laughed at that too.

BarTopDancer · 12-12-2006, 08:08 PM

That was awesome!

Gemini Cricket · 12-12-2006, 11:08 PM

Hilarious. That was funny. I'm going to try it.

lashbear · 12-12-2006, 11:10 PM

can't see it at work. Will have to wait until home.

12-12-2006, 11:28 AM	#1
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12-12-2006, 11:58 AM	#5
Snowflake lost in the fog Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: San Francisco Posts: 7,831	Crud! At the office I get sound and no picture. Damn Big Brother, this is work safe!
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Motorboat Cruiser Cruiser of Motorboats Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: So Cal Posts: 3,665	Well, I must have a sense of humor as dark as tar because that was friggin' hilarious.
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Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	Hilarious. That was funny. I'm going to try it.
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lashbear SwishBuckling Bear Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In Isolation :) Posts: 6,597	can't see it at work. Will have to wait until home. __________________ *I Heart* my Husband - I can't think of anyone I'd rather be in isolation with.**
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