My the salad dressing tastes extra creamy today.

Moonliner · 12-15-2006, 11:45 AM

Kids. They sure are wacky some days.

Don't click here before lunch.

RStar · 12-15-2006, 02:08 PM

I just ate lunch, and I'm not sure it's any better than reading that before lunch or not. I'm feeling very queezy right about now.....

lashbear · 12-15-2006, 04:34 PM

Oh come, now. I won't be eating salad dressing unless it's in little bitty packets from now on.

RStar · 12-15-2006, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by lashbear

Oh come, now.

Oh, my!!!

€uroMeinke · 12-15-2006, 06:02 PM

I don't know, it seems easier to just spit in the food. I confess I am sort of curious how this was pulled off - "pardon me while I take the salad dressing and porn into the loo for a moment..."

SacTown Chronic · 12-15-2006, 08:48 PM

Spitting is rarely a suitable substitute for jacking it. But, yeah, I'd also like to delve deeper into the execution of this caper.

Ghoulish Delight · 12-15-2006, 08:48 PM

Pulled off. Hah!

From the wording of the article ("put his bodily fluid into...") it sounds like he likely pulled it off in private at his leisure and then transported to the dressing in some other container.

Motorboat Cruiser · 12-15-2006, 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

From the wording of the article ("put his bodily fluid into...") it sounds like he likely pulled it off in private at his leisure and then transported to the dressing in some other container.

Sort of an "in vitro" dressing, as it were.

Strangler Lewis · 12-15-2006, 11:38 PM

Can't help thinking of the old Seven Seas commercials.

"Who made the salad?"

"Who made the salad?"

€uroMeinke · 12-15-2006, 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Strangler Lewis

Can't help thinking of the old Seven Seas commercials.

"Who made the salad?"

"Who made the salad?"

You don't suppose the kid's name was Caesar?

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€uroMeinke L'Hédoniste Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: A.S.C.O.T. Posts: 8,671	I don't know, it seems easier to just spit in the food. I confess I am sort of curious how this was pulled off - "pardon me while I take the salad dressing and porn into the loo for a moment..." __________________ I would believe only in a God that knows how to Dance. Friedrich Nietzsche
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Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	Pulled off. Hah! From the wording of the article ("put his bodily fluid into...") it sounds like he likely pulled it off in private at his leisure and then transported to the dressing in some other container. __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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