Worried about your mojo?

[Moonliner]

Worried about your mojo? No problem! Here is a field tested guide to increasing your mojo.

Post messages containting:

Sage Advice about science fiction movies:


Semi-obscure references to old science fiction shows:


Humorous historical references:


Swanky new avatar:

Staying out of the gutter:


Rolling in the gutter:


Romantic girly stuff:


So there you have it, post about a romantic science fiction story about time travel to the past with a dash of gutter talk and some uplifting redemption and you should be good to go!

[€uroMeinke]

LOL - I'll add the good quotes, and being creative in Open Mic will usually score you some mojo.

[Cadaverous Pallor]

You can get mojo from all kinds of posts. I think the only thing that will definitely not get you mojo is "me too" one liners.

Posting in Open Mic...posting that you achieved something....posting a really good response in a debate....there are as many ways to get mojo as there are people reading your posts. Certain things appeal to certain people.

[Moonliner]

Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor

I think the only thing that will definitely not get you mojo is "me too" one liners.

Yeah, what she said!

[Kevy Baby]

Originally Posted by Moonliner

Yeah, what she said!

Me too!!!







This will probably get me negative Mojo :(

[sleepyjeff]

Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

Me too!!!



This will probably get me negative Mojo

Are you positive?

[Kevy Baby]

Originally Posted by sleepyjeff

Are you positive?

No

Wait... YES!!!

Maybe


Oh hell; I don't know

[Matterhorn Fan]

Once upon a time, about ten thousand years from now, there was a beautiful robot princess. She wanted nothing more than to fall in love with a handsome prince, get married, and have her very own robto <3 children. So one day, she made a deal with the local magical sentient blob, who telepathically said to her:

"I shall send you
into the past,
to a time when
there were plenty
of prince charmings,"

and she traveled back in time, where she held a job as a sexy librarian. When she fell in love, the couple was whisked back to the future by the sentient blob (who has always been and always will be--think of it like Q, only shapeless and less funny). Unfortunately, though the robot princess and her prince charming were in love and lived happily ever after, there were no robot <3 children for obvious reasons. The moral of this tale, according to Aesop, is "never take advice from your local magical sentient blob--they tend to leave important details out."

Like that?

[Moonliner]

Originally Posted by Matterhorn Fan

Once upon a time, about ten thousand years from now, there was a beautiful robot princess. She wanted nothing more than to fall in love with a handsome prince, get married, and have her very own robto <3 children. So one day, she made a deal with the local magical sentient blob, who telepathically said to her:

"I shall send you
into the past,
to a time when
there were plenty
of prince charmings,"

and she traveled back in time, where she held a job as a sexy librarian. When she fell in love, the couple was whisked back to the future by the sentient blob (who has always been and always will be--think of it like Q, only shapeless and less funny). Unfortunately, though the robot princess and her prince charming were in love and lived happily ever after, there were no robot <3 children for obvious reasons. The moral of this tale, according to Aesop, is "never take advice from your local magical sentient blob--they tend to leave important details out."

Like that?

You still need a swanky avatar but other than that: Priceless.

[Matterhorn Fan]

Originally Posted by Moonliner

You still need a swanky avatar

Maybe someday.

Perhaps I'll sell it as ad space on eBay.