Blonde Joke

CoasterMatt · 04-18-2008, 10:10 PM

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists and explains that the game is really easy and a lot of fun. He explains "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and visa-versa." Again, she politely declines and tries to get some sleep.

The lawyer, now somewhat agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $50!" figuring that since she is a blonde that he will easily win the match. This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring that there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill and hands it to the lawyer.

Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer: "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. He taps into the
Airphone with his modem and searches the Net and the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends E-mails to all his coworkers and friends he knows. All to no avail. After over an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $50. The blonde politely takes the $50 and turns away to get back to sleep.

The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, so what is the answer!?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.

GusGus · 04-18-2008, 11:00 PM

love it

wendybeth · 04-19-2008, 12:01 AM

Good one, Matt!

lashbear · 04-19-2008, 12:37 AM

but... what DOES go up the hill with three legs and comes down with four ? I'm not going to be able to sleep now.

Cadaverous Pallor · 04-19-2008, 02:23 PM

If going down the hill is one leg of a journey...

Tref · 04-19-2008, 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lashbear

but... what DOES go up the hill with three legs and comes down with four ? I'm not going to be able to sleep now.

A Civil War doctor?

lashbear · 04-20-2008, 04:30 AM

Good call !

Morrigoon · 04-20-2008, 10:24 AM

Heh.... HELLOOOOOOO DOctor! (tripod joke)

04-18-2008, 10:10 PM	#1
CoasterMatt BRAAAAAAAINS! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: One Step Beyond... Posts: 8,802	Blonde Joke A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is really easy and a lot of fun. He explains "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and visa-versa." Again, she politely declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now somewhat agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $50!" figuring that since she is a blonde that he will easily win the match. This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring that there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill and hands it to the lawyer. Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer: "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. He taps into the Airphone with his modem and searches the Net and the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends E-mails to all his coworkers and friends he knows. All to no avail. After over an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $50. The blonde politely takes the $50 and turns away to get back to sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, so what is the answer!?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep. __________________ Do you like my photography? Visit photosbymatt.tumblr.com to purchase prints!
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04-18-2008, 11:00 PM	#2
GusGus DrunkenSeamstress Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Is it hot in here? Posts: 311	love it __________________ . . . . "Mythology is psychology misread as biography." - Joseph Campbell
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04-19-2008, 12:01 AM	#3
wendybeth Nevermind Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,847	Good one, Matt! __________________
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04-19-2008, 12:37 AM	#4
lashbear SwishBuckling Bear Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In Isolation :) Posts: 6,597	but... what DOES go up the hill with three legs and comes down with four ? I'm not going to be able to sleep now. __________________ *I Heart* my Husband - I can't think of anyone I'd rather be in isolation with.**
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Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	If going down the hill is one leg of a journey... __________________ The second star to the right shines in the night for you
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04-20-2008, 04:30 AM	#7
lashbear SwishBuckling Bear Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In Isolation :) Posts: 6,597	Good call ! __________________ *I Heart* my Husband - I can't think of anyone I'd rather be in isolation with.**
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04-20-2008, 10:24 AM	#8
Morrigoon I throw stones at houses Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Location: Location Posts: 9,534	Heh.... HELLOOOOOOO DOctor! (tripod joke) __________________ http://bash.org/?top "It is useless for sheep to pass a resolution in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion." -- William Randolph Inge
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