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Old 06-09-2008, 07:18 AM   #1
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Something really really wrong with amazon.com

So I'm checking my email this morning, and as usual, there was an ad for a book from Amazon. I started to read it, and choked on my coffee...



I googled the book, and found this hateful blog entry from the "author":
Quote:
I had a dream that I would like all the ten-, twenty- or thirty-generation rabbis to interpret for me.

The Dream:
  • I dreamt that ancient Egypt, ancient Akkad, ancient Assyria, ancient Babylonia and ancient Persia will rise again and reduce the Jewish Ghetto in occupied Palestine to the size of the hill country of the ancient kingdomlet of Judah.
  • I dreamt that king Josiah of Judah was at the stake and like the burning bush that was not consumed by the fire, the fire of this stake too was never ending fueled by all the Hebrew Bibles that were ever copied or printed.
  • I dreamt that baboons escaped from the Berlin zoo were urinating and defecating on the grave of Theodore Herzl and then used his bones as juggling clubs.
  • I dreamt that the invisible hand of Mileva Maric was writing on the wall of the Zurich Patent Office: "I did e=mc2".
  • I dreamt that the American Evangelicals were marching all the Jews single file to be baptized in the river Jordan.
What does this dream mean?
I'm stunned and angry that Amazon would let this kind of email go out... especially one geared toward fans of Disney.

I feel like I should alert Amazon about their mistake (I sure hope it's a mistake) - any suggestions?
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