Can I Wear Your Underwear -- A Poem

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I wrote this poem in grade school. The teacher called my parents in and I had to explain myself. Its just a joke, OK? IT'S JUST A JOKE. Sadly, I no longer have my original copy, so this is the "all-that-I-remember" version.


Can I wear your underwear
Can I dance and sing
Will you laugh and play me records
Will you play me Bing?

I promise not to stretch them
Or soil them with dirt
So can I wear your underwear
Can i wear your skirt?

Though your bra fits rather loosely
Your shoes fit nice and tight
I'll shave my legs real closely
And rouge my cheeks just right

The sweater feels so snug and warm
The stockings made of silk
A ribbon fastened in my hair
Washed with honey dew and milk

So light a fire
And dance a jig
And lead me to your room
Cover me in silky drawers
And expensive rare perfume

We'll dance until the cows come home
And that would be devine
For as they say, To err is human
And to, Moo
Bovine!