Forum: Lounge Lizard
04-22-2012, 11:03 PM
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Replies: 21
Views: 529
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Forum: Open Mic
02-18-2012, 09:28 PM
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Replies: 19
Views: 474
A Follow-Up Letter from Susie-Ann
…In a letter from Susie-Ann to me, after “Shoot the Stars”:
“Dear Uncle Sthtoat” (she has a lisp OK – don’t knock it – in goes the Babel Fish, and hence everything she says will sound perfectly...
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Forum: Open Mic
02-17-2012, 01:11 AM
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Replies: 19
Views: 474
Addendum.
It occurred to me that you all might...
Addendum.
It occurred to me that you all might like to know what was going through Susie-Ann’s head as she was performing “Ça plane pour moi” by Plastic Bertrand. No, it wasn’t a bullet, Kevy.
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Forum: Open Mic
02-16-2012, 11:50 PM
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Replies: 19
Views: 474
Spare a thought for poor Susie-Ann Krellingshaw.
Spare a thought for poor Susie-Ann Krellingshaw.
Susie-Ann, as you will no doubt recoil, (and to your amazement) is still aged 11.5 years, and regrettably still too young to subscribe to the LOT.
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Forum: Lounge Lizard
09-13-2011, 12:43 AM
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Replies: 33
Views: 947
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Forum: Daily Grind
05-01-2011, 09:54 PM
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Replies: 130
Views: 2,426
Never mind GD - let's hope the lot of 'em fall...
Never mind GD - let's hope the lot of 'em fall like a pack of cards (though the deck might not attract quite as much if you sell it for memorabilia later, and the Chuppa-Chup stains might cause...
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Forum: Daily Grind
05-01-2011, 09:10 PM
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Replies: 130
Views: 2,426
Dearest LOT Friends,
I had today off work, and...
Dearest LOT Friends,
I had today off work, and I never ever watch daytime TV. But for some reason I tuned in during lunch - and saw that Osama Bin Liner has been killed !!!
:snap: :snap: :snap:...
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Forum: Lounge Lizard
06-16-2010, 07:45 PM
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Replies: 219
Views: 4,096
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Forum: Lounge Lizard
06-16-2010, 07:30 PM
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Replies: 219
Views: 4,096
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Forum: Beatnik
06-05-2010, 05:55 PM
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Replies: 29
Views: 497
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Forum: Lounge Lizard
07-20-2009, 11:16 AM
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Replies: 403
Views: 10,040
Dear 3894,
My friend Tiffany Whitegood says...
Dear 3894,
My friend Tiffany Whitegood says that "Harmonystar" sounds like a brand of household deodorant or personal vibrator...but then who is she to talk?
Love and hugs,
The Stoat XXX.
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Forum: Lounge Lizard
07-20-2009, 10:26 AM
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Replies: 446
Views: 9,828
It wasn't today, but I remember it all too...
It wasn't today, but I remember it all too clearly:
Stupidly, I drank Kava the night before I flew out of a remote Fijian Island.
It was an 18 seat plane without a loo.
Ordinarily the plane...
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Forum: Lounge Lizard
07-20-2009, 09:37 AM
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Replies: 403
Views: 10,040
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Forum: Lounge Lizard
07-20-2009, 03:46 AM
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Replies: 403
Views: 10,040
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Forum: Lounge Lizard
05-03-2009, 11:16 PM
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Replies: 89
Views: 1,570
Dearest All,
I cannot adequately express my...
Dearest All,
I cannot adequately express my gratitude for this USA experience. It spanned four of the States, temperatures ranging from 105f to below 32f, altitudes from 0 to 6000+ feet, sore...
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Forum: Lounge Lizard
04-22-2009, 11:24 AM
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Replies: 45
Views: 631
Thank you !!!
Dear All,
Thank you for the lovely birthday wishes – you have made this holiday the most memorable holiday that I have ever experienced. It has included many interactions and challenges that have...
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Forum: Jet Set
03-31-2009, 01:38 AM
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Replies: 67
Views: 1,169
Dear NA,
It's all very clear. Mr NM thought we...
Dear NA,
It's all very clear. Mr NM thought we were going to Micronesia, which is almost correct except we changed it to Calonesia which is almost exactly the same but entirely different in most...
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Forum: Jet Set
03-30-2009, 05:38 PM
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Replies: 303
Views: 3,937
Dearest All,
In an attempt to keep thread...
Dearest All,
In an attempt to keep thread lengths down to about 2500 posts, and end speculation, The LashPair are currently travelling with the StoatMum, to whom we wish to dedicate our time at...
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Forum: Lounge Lizard
03-30-2009, 12:25 AM
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Replies: 71
Views: 1,333
But what is it? A Gynachological Utility belt...
But what is it? A Gynachological Utility belt with a miner's lamp (or is it a magnifying glass) and in-built vibrating mechanism? It appears to be the strap-on model. Progressive, I'd call it.
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Forum: Lounge Lizard
03-30-2009, 12:19 AM
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Replies: 71
Views: 1,333
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Forum: Jet Set
03-27-2009, 09:58 PM
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Replies: 81
Views: 1,666
Bear...Bear!!!
Don't confuse Ms. Not with...
Bear...Bear!!!
Don't confuse Ms. Not with Moni.
Moni has called us lots of times. We don’t know her and she doesn’t us. But she has called us at least seven times. She thinks we are David. I...
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Forum: Jet Set
03-24-2009, 03:42 PM
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Replies: 67
Views: 1,169
Bear Bear!!!
I think I can see land…is that...
Bear Bear!!!
I think I can see land…is that Gemini’s head bobbing up and down on the horizon? – It must be Hawaii. !!!
We’ve been swimming for months, and at last we are nearly there. I...
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Forum: Jet Set
03-06-2009, 09:58 AM
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Replies: 79
Views: 1,844
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Forum: Jet Set
03-06-2009, 12:51 AM
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Replies: 79
Views: 1,844
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Forum: Lounge Lizard
02-25-2009, 01:24 AM
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Replies: 27
Views: 570
Take control and be proactive:
"Hi guys, it's...
Take control and be proactive:
"Hi guys, it's MIL's birthday next week, what's the plan" avoids last minute sh*t fights when you know an event is coming up. Mark 'em all up on a calendar, and don't...
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