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Forum: Lounge Lizard 01-05-2009, 10:20 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,923
Posted By LashStoat
Dear Kevy, I thought a man of the world such as...

Dear Kevy,

I thought a man of the world such as yourself would know about this.

"Prince Leonard went on a walk one evening, when an apple dropped on his head as he passed under a tree. The computer...
Forum: Lounge Lizard 01-05-2009, 08:35 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,923
Posted By LashStoat
Dear All, Just so as you don't think I'm pulling...

Dear All,

Just so as you don't think I'm pulling the p1ss out of your regulations (as easy as it may be), there is one Ashtrayan one that comes to mind.

I can't remember the exact detail, but it is...
Forum: Lounge Lizard 01-05-2009, 08:22 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,923
Posted By LashStoat
Dear KatieSue, It took a while for the penny to...

Dear KatieSue,

It took a while for the penny to drop - now I know exactly why they are called "Complexes"...and I think it should be called "The USA of C".

Love and hugs,

The Stoat XXX.
Forum: Lounge Lizard 01-05-2009, 08:20 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,923
Posted By LashStoat
You've got to be kidding me right? What next...no...

You've got to be kidding me right? What next...no Santa?

...or even worse, no eggnog? <hiccup>........</hiccup>
Forum: Lounge Lizard 01-05-2009, 07:53 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,923
Posted By LashStoat
Yup..and I'm gonna get me a 5 pound bottle, some...

Yup..and I'm gonna get me a 5 pound bottle, some marsh mallows and some LPG...and if that don't work, it's off to Walmart to buy a deep-fryin' can and a frozen Tur-Ducken.
Forum: Beatnik 01-05-2009, 07:36 AM
Replies: 69
Poll: Stoat Art !!
Views: 3,750
Posted By LashStoat
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Forum: Beatnik 01-05-2009, 07:03 AM
Replies: 69
Poll: Stoat Art !!
Views: 3,750
Posted By LashStoat
Dear CoasterMatt, No, the sign did not mention...

Dear CoasterMatt,

No, the sign did not mention Roman Candles or Flares. However, they did not take my Roman Candles, Charles Manson meditation tapes, the pigs blood or indeed my 1970's pair of...
Forum: Beatnik 01-05-2009, 06:54 AM
Replies: 69
Poll: Stoat Art !!
Views: 3,750
Posted By LashStoat
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Forum: Beatnik 01-05-2009, 06:19 AM
Replies: 69
Poll: Stoat Art !!
Views: 3,750
Posted By LashStoat
Did I ever tell you that when Bear and I stayed...

Did I ever tell you that when Bear and I stayed in San Diego, there was a sign in the room saying that "Candles and matches would be confiscated *" ?

That night, and true to their word, the maid...
Forum: Beatnik 01-05-2009, 06:01 AM
Replies: 69
Poll: Stoat Art !!
Views: 3,750
Posted By LashStoat
. This is a compliant sample of a BBQ/Fireplace...

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This is a compliant sample of a BBQ/Fireplace for the newly-introduced Californian Fire Regulations. You will no doubt be aware that it all comes down to brick count now, irregardless [sic] of fuel...
Forum: Beatnik 01-05-2009, 05:55 AM
Replies: 69
Poll: Stoat Art !!
Views: 3,750
Posted By LashStoat
. ...and a toasted sandwich made from one: .

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...and a toasted sandwich made from one:
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Forum: Beatnik 01-05-2009, 05:47 AM
Replies: 69
Poll: Stoat Art !!
Views: 3,750
Posted By LashStoat
. ..and whilst my imagination is running riot,...

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..and whilst my imagination is running riot, this is how I picture a Gefilte Fish:
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Forum: Beatnik 01-05-2009, 05:44 AM
Replies: 69
Poll: Stoat Art !!
Views: 3,750
Posted By LashStoat
Dear All, Here is a behind-the-scenes look at...

Dear All,

Here is a behind-the-scenes look at the Sydney NYE 2008 Fireworks:
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Forum: Lounge Lizard 01-05-2009, 01:13 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,923
Posted By LashStoat
Dear All, The California Fire Dept. wishes to...

Dear All,

The California Fire Dept. wishes to advise that all BBQs and fireplaces must comply with the recently published building code. Due to loopholes in the previous regulations, approved "Flame...
Forum: Lounge Lizard 01-04-2009, 01:41 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,923
Posted By LashStoat
Hi KatieSue, Having read page 35 as provided by...

Hi KatieSue,

Having read page 35 as provided by JW, you can put an LPG-fuelled BBQ hard-up against a dry brush fence as long as the bottle doesn't exceed a 1 pound gas capacity.

Just why a 1 pound...
Forum: Out on the Town 12-31-2008, 04:44 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 2,371
Posted By LashStoat
Fooled yah !!! ...we didn't do a bad job with the...

Fooled yah !!! ...we didn't do a bad job with the wading pool, model of the Opera House and some CGI huh? We had planned to do footprints too, but the Chinese beat us to it. ;)

Happy New Year,

Love...
Forum: Beatnik 12-21-2008, 02:23 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 371
Posted By LashStoat
Dear All, Let me start by saying that I...

Dear All,

Let me start by saying that I think J.K.Rowling is an awesome writer, and that her contribution to fictional literature has been monumental – it actually got people reading (myself...
Forum: Hep Cat and Kitten 12-20-2008, 06:34 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 1,858
Posted By LashStoat
Since Pakoras Umbridge (so named by the Stoat for...

Since Pakoras Umbridge (so named by the Stoat for the amazing resemblance sans English ethnicity) started all of this workplace dress code shyt, I've kinda been thinking about the footwear.

No...
Forum: Lounge Lizard 12-19-2008, 09:58 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 2,186
Posted By LashStoat
Bear...Bear!!! I done it...I done it !!! I held...

Bear...Bear!!!

I done it...I done it !!!

I held off with this thread so the LoTters could be first at wishing you happy a birthday - and I, like them, can't wait to see you in April (though I think...
Forum: Daily Grind 12-08-2008, 03:09 AM
Replies: 245
Views: 14,093
Posted By LashStoat
At last...I have found a label for myself. I'm...

At last...I have found a label for myself.

I'm a Non-Theist !!!

Excuse me while I run to the nearest hilltop, shove Maria Von-Trapp out of my freakin' way and shout "I'm a Non-Theist" until it...
Forum: Jet Set 12-08-2008, 02:55 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 1,097
Posted By LashStoat
Hi All, OMG - I'm starting to get excited...

Hi All,

OMG - I'm starting to get excited !!!

I've kinda put the trip out of my mind (as it's been a fair mongrel of a year) but stuff like this is fuelling my burners...

I can't wait to see you...
Forum: Out on the Town 12-05-2008, 01:27 AM
Replies: 284
Views: 13,338
Posted By LashStoat
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Forum: Lounge Lizard 11-27-2008, 11:40 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 2,526
Posted By LashStoat
Bear...Bear !!! SparrPidgeGull is my...

Bear...Bear !!!

SparrPidgeGull is my favourite...though I've never worked out how you get the seagull into the pidgeon and then into the sparrow...and likewise I never cease to be amazed that it...
Forum: Lounge Lizard 11-27-2008, 03:59 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 2,526
Posted By LashStoat
OK..if the stick won't do the trick, I dare you...

OK..if the stick won't do the trick, I dare you to shove the CD into the car's player and put it on auto-repeat for the entire journey.

If that doesn't cure you of "The Song That Must Not Be Named"...
Forum: Lounge Lizard 11-27-2008, 02:58 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 2,526
Posted By LashStoat
OMFG...Kevy you have woken me from my comatose...

OMFG...Kevy you have woken me from my comatose state (of late). Bear and I visited a little cabin in our favourite hidden retreat (I'll show you some pics one day) and this loud-ass family of...
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