Shït My Dad Says

[SzczerbiakManiac]

This is, hands down, the funniest Twitter feed I've read*.
Unfortunately, because there's a "naughty" word in the URL, you're going to have to tweak it manually. Copy this:
http://twitter.com/shïtmydadsays
and change the "ï" to an "i".





*never mind that it's the only I read, it's still funny dammit!