Drinking toast-

[Kevy Baby]

Here's to our wives, girlfriends, lovers:
May they never meet!

[3894]

Originally Posted by Nephythys

here is a toast I would like translated-

here's the the men, God bless them
worst of my sins I confess them
In loving them all
be they great or small
so here's to the boys, God bless them

Aux hommes, que Dieu les bénisse
Les pires pêchés, je les confesse
Petits ou grands
Aux garçons, que Dieu les bénisse

Here's to me.
Here's to you.
Here's to the guys we fvck and screw.
Here's to them for fvcking us over,
and here's to us for never being sober!

That one just doesn't work in French because of the play on words. Sorry.

Here's to the men we love
Here's to the men that love us
And if the men we love don't love us
Fvck them and here's to us..

Aux hommes que nous aimons
Aux hommes qui nous aiment
Et si les hommes ne nous aiment pas
Merde

I left off the "and here's to us" because it's just more French the way I translated it.

It's not the length.
It's not the size
It's how often he can make it rise.

C'est pas la taille
Ni la grandeur
C'est plutot combien de fois il se lève.