Paris Hilton campaigns to save drunken elephants - Page 2

Capt Jack · 11-13-2007, 03:25 PM

she should be trying to save her own drunk a$$ instead of someone elses drunk arlyfants

Kevy Baby · 11-13-2007, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by CoasterMatt

She probably eats a lot of lobster corndogs, too.

Ooh... dems was gud!

€uroMeinke · 11-13-2007, 09:24 PM

Paris copied CM - he invented liking rampaging drunk elephants, that's his cause.

Chernabog · 11-14-2007, 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by CoasterMatt

Man Marries Dog - ain't that a bitch.

See, this is EXACTLY what happens when we allow gay people to marry.

Where will it end? Oh the humanity.

Kevy Baby · 11-14-2007, 12:23 PM

I can only find this in one place so far, so I am not sure if it is correct, but:

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(11-13) 15:44 PST GAUHATI, India (AP)—In a Nov. 13 story, The Associated Press incorrectly reported that Paris Hilton was praised by conservationists for highlighting the problem of binge-drinking elephants in northeastern India. Lori Berk, a publicist for Hilton, said she never made any comments about helping drunken elephants in India.

ETA: It is showing up in more places now.

wendybeth · 11-14-2007, 01:47 PM

Thank God! I was worried about those elephants- I had a sneaking suspicion that she was only after them for apparel purposes. I mean, how hard would it be to turn a pasted elephant into a matching bag and shoes?

€uroMeinke · 11-14-2007, 06:30 PM

So it was just Coaster Matt in a Paris Hilton suit?

CoasterMatt · 11-14-2007, 07:16 PM

I don't know how to reply...

Morrigoon · 11-14-2007, 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

I can only find this in one place so far, so I am not sure if it is correct, but:

ETA: It is showing up in more places now.

Doesn't matter, they've gotten the attention by association either way.

Not Afraid · 11-14-2007, 10:00 PM

Paris Hilton on Parade.

11-13-2007, 03:25 PM	#11
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wendybeth Nevermind Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,847	Thank God! I was worried about those elephants- I had a sneaking suspicion that she was only after them for apparel purposes. I mean, how hard would it be to turn a pasted elephant into a matching bag and shoes? __________________
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€uroMeinke L'Hédoniste Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: A.S.C.O.T. Posts: 8,671	So it was just Coaster Matt in a Paris Hilton suit? __________________ I would believe only in a God that knows how to Dance. Friedrich Nietzsche
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Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	Paris Hilton on Parade.
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