WTF Stories of the Week - Page 274

€uroMeinke · 07-06-2010, 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by SzczerbiakManiac

Man, I gotta change jobs. This priest gig looks pretty sweet!

Priest allegedly embezzled $1.3 million from parish over seven years—used church funds to pay for hotels, restaurant meals, clothing and male escorts

Yeah but you have to give up that atheism stuff

Kevy Baby · 07-06-2010, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by SzczerbiakManiac

Man, I gotta change jobs. This priest gig looks pretty sweet!

Priest allegedly embezzled $1.3 million from parish over seven years—used church funds to pay for hotels, restaurant meals, clothing and male escorts

And all the alter boys you can, er... handle.

SzczerbiakManiac · 07-06-2010, 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by €uroMeinke

Yeah but you have to give up that atheism stuff

For $1.3 million, I can learn to lie convincingly.

Strangler Lewis · 07-07-2010, 06:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

And all the alter boys you can, er... handle.

Altar boys.

Alter boys: they don't do that anymore, no matter how pretty they sing.

Cadaverous Pallor · 07-07-2010, 10:52 AM

When people write "alter boys" all I can think is "alter kaker."

Disneyphile · 07-07-2010, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

So Theresa; wanna come over tonight to help me look for more?

Precisely why I'm wary of sitting on your couch in the first place, especially knowing what those worms turn into.

Ken's a smart man to make sure the worms for our gecko are in a chew-proof container and also stored away from my view at all times.

Kevy Baby · 07-07-2010, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Strangler Lewis

Altar boys.

Yeah, yeah; I know. It was just a typo (I actually do no the wright speling).

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Originally Posted by Strangler Lewis

Alter boys: they don't do that anymore, no matter how pretty they sing.

LOL

Moonliner · 07-09-2010, 05:56 AM

Just shoot me now. Please.

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Rumors are afoot that there will be an Americanized version of Doctor Who

Alex · 07-09-2010, 06:24 AM

Well, there's always hope that this time around they'll produce something entertaining, unlike the first time around.

Moonliner · 07-09-2010, 07:50 AM

In general I care about the NBA like BTD cares about clowns so this whole LeBron thing is just background noise to me but I did see the letter the owner of his former team sent out.

A few pithy quotes from the letter:

"deserted" "narcissistic" "cowardly betrayal" "shocking act of disloyalty" "heartless and callous"

Sounds to me like the bitter ravings of an owner who just saw his teams value plummet.

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Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	When people write "alter boys" all I can think is "alter kaker." __________________ The second star to the right shines in the night for you
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Alex . Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,354	Well, there's always hope that this time around they'll produce something entertaining, unlike the first time around.
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07-09-2010, 07:50 AM	#2740
Moonliner 8/30/14 - Disneyland -10k or Bust. Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 9,022	In general I care about the NBA like BTD cares about clowns so this whole LeBron thing is just background noise to me but I did see the letter the owner of his former team sent out. A few pithy quotes from the letter: "deserted" "narcissistic" "cowardly betrayal" "shocking act of disloyalty" "heartless and callous" Sounds to me like the bitter ravings of an owner who just saw his teams value plummet.
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