Chastity Rings

[AllyOops!]

I'm going to go all Mombo (read: Mom-like) here: I like those rings, and even more so the message behind them. Plus, those rings aren't an obnoxious proclamation. What I'm trying to convey here is that they are rather elegant and discreet. I think they are lovely in design and message. Certainly one wears a wedding band as a reminder of one's wedding vows. I mean, it's not a belly tee-shirt that says in monster glitter letters "ASK ME ABOUT MY INTACT HYMEN AND WHY".Y'know?

If you know me, I kid around ALOT. Especially sexually. I'm quite upfront. However, in real life? I'm quite the opposite and shy. But that wasn't the question here, was it? I certainly don't judge anybody's sex life. I keep my inflatable sheep to myself and hope others do the same.

Sigh. It looks like I'll have to keep wearin' my ruby encrusted "popped cherry" knuckle rock.