Guitar Malfunction

[Alex]

And, as a 6-foot-tall dirty gaijin fat American male, if I stand in the middle of a Japanese department store and say it somewhat loudly, it will completely mortify Lani (and I suppose the fact that I was willing to do that explains why she won't tell me how to say monkeybutt in Japanese, requiring me to instead say "monkey, but" since I know those words on my own).