Guitar Malfunction

[Alex]

And, as a 6-foot-tall dirty gaijin fat American male, if I stand in the middle of a Japanese department store and say it somewhat loudly, it will completely mortify Lani (and I suppose the fact that I was willing to do that explains why she won't tell me how to say monkeybutt in Japanese, requiring me to instead say "monkey, but" since I know those words on my own).

[Capt Jack]

Originally Posted by Alex Stroup

requiring me to instead say "monkey, but" since I know those words on my own).

I do believe 'butt' is "O-shee-dee" or "O-shee-tee"...my moms accent was pretty thick so I never really got the exact pronunciation, but definitely got the gist


dah mae, baka...neh?

[JWBear]

Originally Posted by Alex Stroup

And, as a 6-foot-tall dirty gaijin fat American male, if I stand in the middle of a Japanese department store and say it somewhat loudly, it will completely mortify Lani (and I suppose the fact that I was willing to do that explains why she won't tell me how to say monkeybutt in Japanese, requiring me to instead say "monkey, but" since I know those words on my own).

I don't think I want to know why you'd want to do this......

[Alex]

Monkeybutt is just a word I say randomly. Don't know why. It just appeals (and therefore it was funny when some character said it randomly on an episode of Scrubs).

But, even though I don't say it right, I've grown fond of saying it "monkey, but" in Japanese so that I know what I mean and no stray Japanese people around are possibly offended (though they still think I'm retarded most likely).