Keep a dirty house!

[katiesue]

Originally Posted by Eliza Hodgkins 1812

I was a bit nauseated watching an otherwise adorable child at Disneyland a couple of nights ago. She was in love with the Christmas decor, all dressed up like a little Santa, and she was eating something that was causing her to salivate and drool large globs of...drool...down her chin. Turned my stomach a bit. She looked like the alien in Alien.

Madz used to drool like that. It was totally totally gross. I'd have to change her shirt about every hour because it would be soaked. Babies are totally disgusting. And old people aren't much better. I'm jumping off a cliff before I hit the gross level.

And almost teenagers are just as bad. It's apparently horrible to bathe, brush your teeth or brush your hair.