Keep a dirty house!

[katiesue]

Originally Posted by Eliza Hodgkins 1812

I was a bit nauseated watching an otherwise adorable child at Disneyland a couple of nights ago. She was in love with the Christmas decor, all dressed up like a little Santa, and she was eating something that was causing her to salivate and drool large globs of...drool...down her chin. Turned my stomach a bit. She looked like the alien in Alien.

Madz used to drool like that. It was totally totally gross. I'd have to change her shirt about every hour because it would be soaked. Babies are totally disgusting. And old people aren't much better. I'm jumping off a cliff before I hit the gross level.

And almost teenagers are just as bad. It's apparently horrible to bathe, brush your teeth or brush your hair.

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Originally Posted by SzczerbiakManiac

OMG!! CP is with child! Spread the word!

Nope, not preggers.

Originally Posted by Eliza Hodgkins 1812

I wasn't even half joking, Jen. I was completely joking. Jesus. I hug my gramps, who has a crap bag. I change babies. I help scabby homeless people get down from the bus if they need assistance.

I also loved my little brother, but that didn't stop me from encouraging him to eat jelly beans out of the gutter. And, for the record, he was rarely sick as a child.

I'm sorry for misunderstanding your post.

[Eliza Hodgkins 1812]

Originally Posted by katiesue

Madz used to drool like that. It was totally totally gross. I'd have to change her shirt about every hour because it would be soaked. Babies are totally disgusting. And old people aren't much better. I'm jumping off a cliff before I hit the gross level.

And almost teenagers are just as bad. It's apparently horrible to bathe, brush your teeth or brush your hair.

I bathed, brushed my teethe and brushed my hair. But did any boy kiss me? Yes. But only a couple. And I had my designs on more than a couple, dammit.