Your Zombie Plan?

LashStoat · 01-27-2009, 10:22 AM

I had a pet Zombie once, and he need cleaning, as his bandages where looking rather grubby. So I put him in my washing machine on the gentle cycle.

Shortly after, my phone rang and the machine went into spin dry mode (which I had not intended). After discussing the projected weather for the next 6 days with mum, I cut off the call in sudden panic...Zombie!!!

I raced to the laundry, opened the machine, and there, in a pile of bandages was every mis-matched sock I had every lost.

The bast*rd.

Serves him right.

01-27-2009, 10:22 AM	#34
LashStoat There's a hole in the Bin Liner... Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Merry Old Land of OZ. Posts: 428	I had a pet Zombie once, and he need cleaning, as his bandages where looking rather grubby. So I put him in my washing machine on the gentle cycle. Shortly after, my phone rang and the machine went into spin dry mode (which I had not intended). After discussing the projected weather for the next 6 days with mum, I cut off the call in sudden panic...Zombie!!! I raced to the laundry, opened the machine, and there, in a pile of bandages was every mis-matched sock I had every lost. The bast*rd. Serves him right. __________________
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