Your Zombie Plan?

[Moonliner]

Originally Posted by Bornieo: Fully Loaded

I think being a Zombie would be a hoot. Must find my Excel spreadsheet of potential victims..

Except for the employment prospects. As far as I know only the Motor Vehicle Administration, Comcast, Verizon, and SFMM openly employee zombies.

[wendybeth]

Originally Posted by Moonliner

Except for the employment prospects. As far as I know only the Motor Vehicle Administration, Comcast, Verizon, and SFMM openly employee zombies.

You forgot the public sector- Social Security, the VA, and of course the public school system.

[Moonliner]

Originally Posted by wendybeth

You forgot the public sector- Social Security, the VA

There are some jobs even zombies won't take.

[JWBear]

Originally Posted by wendybeth

You forgot the public sector- Social Security, the VA, and of course the public school system.

Hey!

Originally Posted by Moonliner

There are some jobs even zombies won't take.

Hey!

[wendybeth]

Originally Posted by JWBear

Hey!



Hey!

He's gone monosyllabic on us- sure sign of Zombiism.

[JWBear]

Originally Posted by wendybeth

He's gone monosyllabic on us- sure sign of Zombiism.

It's also a sign of indignation.

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Originally Posted by Alex

This reminds me. Berkeley Public Library has run into the issue not being able to fix their self service check out machines because of the city's nuclear free zone policy.

"Berkeley, trying every day to make Michael Savage seem less like a nut."

So sic your circulation clerk zombies on Berkeley.

Wha? I don't understand. Whoosh, over my head it goes.

[wendybeth]

Originally Posted by JWBear

It's also a sign of indignation.

I would think most Zombies would be indignant, especially public service Zombies.