The unswank support group

[Eliza Hodgkins 1812]

Ah, my swank wardrobe.

Well, I've got these nifty brown cords on. Italian shoes with a nifty buckle. A sparkly raven colored sweater. Royal blue earrings and a blue Kanga hat I've had since I was 11.

Glasses, as per usual.

I feel more nifty than swank, but it's a look that works for me, I guess.

But, yesterday, phew. I was frump-ay!

And I can swear like a sailor, which usually sounds more crass than hip-hep-hooray.

Plus, I slouch. It's not very swanky to slouch.