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€uromeinke, FEJ. and Ghoulish Delight RULE!!! NA abides. |
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There's a hole in the Bin Liner...
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Zombie: I have a plan...what is it?
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I think being a Zombie would be a hoot. Must find my Excel spreadsheet of potential victims..
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8/30/14 - Disneyland -10k or Bust.
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Except for the employment prospects. As far as I know only the Motor Vehicle Administration, Comcast, Verizon, and SFMM openly employee zombies.
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Nevermind
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You forgot the public sector- Social Security, the VA, and of course the public school system.
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8/30/14 - Disneyland -10k or Bust.
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There are some jobs even zombies won't take.
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There's a hole in the Bin Liner...
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I had a pet Zombie once, and he need cleaning, as his bandages where looking rather grubby. So I put him in my washing machine on the gentle cycle.
Shortly after, my phone rang and the machine went into spin dry mode (which I had not intended). After discussing the projected weather for the next 6 days with mum, I cut off the call in sudden panic...Zombie!!! I raced to the laundry, opened the machine, and there, in a pile of bandages was every mis-matched sock I had every lost. The bast*rd. Serves him right.
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ohhhh baby
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mmmMMMMRRRRRrrrrrrr.............checking out books?.........aaarrrrRRRMMMMmmmmm...........due in 3 weeeeeekssssssAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGG
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Nevermind
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Zombies are entirely too loud for a library. Everyone knows libraries are staffed by vampires.
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