WTF Stories of the Week

[The Lovely Mrs. tod]

A blonde needs to earn some extra money. So she decides to hire herself out for odd jobs around the neighborhood. The first door she knocks on is answered by a guy who takes one look and says "sure, I need someone to paint my porch. When can you start?" The blonds says "Right away." The guy's wife says "what are you, nuts? You're going to let HER paint the porch?" "Don't be so negative" he says to his wife. "You're buying into the blonde stereotype. She seems like a nice kid and she's willing to work"

So the guy tells the girl there's paint and brushes in the garage and the blonde gets to work.

She knocks on the door later that afternoon. "All finished!"

"That's great! And so fast! How much do I owe you?"

"Fifty dollars"

The man hands her fifty, and another fifty on top of that. "Wow, thanks!" says the blonde.

"You're welcome. I'll be happy to have you work for me again if you'd like to come back."

"Sure, I'd love to. But I think you should know something. It's not a porch. It's a Lexus."